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Hanzo🐺
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Hanzo🐺
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Lawyer || Demigod || Where The Art Things Are || Imbattables || Wordsmith || Loved on 💕
- There’s locking in and there’s becoming the padlock itselfAmoks, The Graduateeee!! First GP - 2.84 Final GP - 4.57 Who did ittt!?? JESUSSS! Oh my God, wow!!!! #UNILAG2024Convocation
- One spoilt charger will fuck up your whole budget@Jibsman1 the country is hard but if you are prudent with your earnings and deliberate with how you spend money, you will afford your meals conveniently.
- Random but I love how clear the communication is in all of this. Mad people, but grammatically astute.
- They use it as a slur. They call their own women "Jollofina" for marrying Nigerian men. It just doesn't hit because we collectively don't care.South Africans use Jollof in a way that just feels like a slur
- Ekiti people over to you 🫶🏾BREAKING: The Rubik’s cube world record has been broken at 3.13 seconds 🎉🤯
- Test questions in school will tell you to elucidate, expatiate, illustrate, articulate, extrapolate, Quantify, qualify, contextualize... And the problem is DELVE 😂😂😂
- We get it now Bubu, we get it now
“No wonder Buhari was looking at him” 😭 - Did the store owners part with it willingly?6,350 NGN
- American: (encounters Nigerian police) Police: Unlock your phone American: (stares in Chatgpt disbelief)
- If I reduce myself to the standards of Tinubu in my office I'd be out of my job in a week... MAXCan you hold yourself to the standards you hold the president to? Even in your small space? There’s no magic anywhere, good things take time. If he doesn’t perform after being given enough time we will vote him out.
- I'll say this, You'll have to work over time to convince a child their parent is the devil if they were good people to their children.“Your music will never prosper, Donjazzy will never see you. I will see you on the road and spit on you.” Voice messages my father said to me — Emeka Ike’s son, Michael finally speaks
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- You can vote in a bat, but seeing it in concerts is where you draw the line.
- Vegetarian diet? Gen Z babalawo go too suffer the wrath of the gods.Is there no casual money ritual you can do with something like fruits? Is it every time human being? Asking for a friend.
