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Danger Taco

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Danger Taco

@TheDangerTaco

Esports caster & host 🌮 Epic Partner 🌮 CRL Analyst @ChampLeagueShow yapper 🗣🎙 Contact via DM or email 🤠

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Joined November 2018

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Danger Taco
@TheDangerTaco
Nov 29, 2024
🚨NEW YEAR COMING, NEW REEL NOW 🚨 LAN experience with extensive work in RLCS-level, collegiate, & women's RL ⚽🏎 Need a team stream caster? I've worked with: - OG Esports - G2 Esports - Shopify Rebellion - M80 Let's talk! ✉️ TheDangerTaco (Discord) ✉️ [email protected]
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Danger Taco
@TheDangerTaco
May 17, 2024
Replying to @impossiblyeve
Using the "lap" button per quarter-section of waffle eaten
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Danger Taco
@TheDangerTaco
Apr 15, 2025
Replying to @DiscussAvatar
Older? Sure. That doesn't change the character in important ways. More feminine? Yeah that's fine. It's not like the whole point of Toph is that she's rejecting those norms of "proper" behavior society says women should embody and living her own form of femininity OH WAIT
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Danger Taco
@TheDangerTaco
Oct 31, 2025
Replying to @Aramori_ and @Applebees
Manager gotta comp that meal, comp your drinks, comp your car payment, and maybe even just comp your rent for a few months
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Danger Taco
@TheDangerTaco
Oct 16, 2025
Replying to @ZohranKMamdani
How can we really trust anything this guy says It seems like every year he's a new age, like make up your mind already
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Danger Taco
@TheDangerTaco
Sep 13, 2025
Replying to @Awakenjp
People are so stupid Obviously the dragon doesn't have to "do it right" lmao because Dani is entirely CGI They probably just asked the dragon to take off like it normally would 😒
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Danger Taco
@TheDangerTaco
Nov 12, 2024
Replying to @lydiakauppi
What makes this performance an 11/10 for me is how he's a safety, so a position obviously not likely to score and get to celebrate But he gets a pick in the endzone and immediately has that shit locked and loaded haha
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Danger Taco
@TheDangerTaco
Feb 23, 2024
Replying to @ThaGod_Canon
Obsessed with the massive buildup only for her to then deliver a pass so bad that her wide open teammate has to dive for it
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Danger Taco
@TheDangerTaco
Jul 8, 2023
Vatira blows a kiss across the stage and Joyo catches it ♥ 🥺
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Danger Taco
@TheDangerTaco
Aug 8, 2025
Replying to @Kobe0802_
"Well Chris, it looks like Carolina has activated their bonus down" "Coaches save those for crucial situations and we're seeing why right now"
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Danger Taco
@TheDangerTaco
Mar 27, 2022
The "he's awkward" comm is the "he's 1-shot" of Rocket League
Danger Taco
@TheDangerTaco
Aug 5, 2025
Replying to @KevOnStage and @ViewtifulCrow
Wrap it up, you say? Introducing the new Subway Nacho Lunch Wrap
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Danger Taco
@TheDangerTaco
Jul 30, 2025
Replying to @BizzleUrgh
Every foreign exchange student I interacted with in undergrad and grad school would make the occassional joke about US obesity or food culture But then they try some loaded fries, smash burger, or some 3000 cal milkshake and their eyes inevitably widen like
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Danger Taco
@TheDangerTaco
Jun 29, 2025
Despite the loss, let's not forget this is one of the most impressive solo plays we've seen in a LAN grand final
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