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Gabe
@TheDailyKoko
Under the Walt Disney World special municipal charter, "Mouseketeer" is a landed title. Attorney, Chicagoan, cat owner.
Chicago, IL
Joined September 2012
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    “she let me hit cuz I’m goofy” final boss
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    For any wondering why we are harping on “RBG should’ve retired”: The liberal refusal to view their leaders as tools to accomplish agendas, but rather view them as a projection of their own professional ambitions, has caused incalculable damage to even just the liberal project.
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    .@JamaalBowmanNY goes off-script on the Bernie livestream: “Bernie, I just have to say, if the Democratic Party didn’t gang up on you, and jump you—you’d be the nominee!”
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    It’s been said but: George Santos is absolutely incredible. Unironically, genuinely impressive how he’s lived his life. A bonafide “Catch Me If You Can”-style American huckster, culminating in his election to the U.S. House. He needs to be a legend and survive all this.
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    Replying to @vanillaopinions
    Why is the site of that nuclear test on the Imax map
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    It’s been said a million times now, but: Americans really have no sense of what clothing is meant to cost when it’s made by union workers and not slaves.
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    laughing at the idea of listing 3 things to flex your lefty cred and the first thing you think of is "Family Guy should run on Disney channel"
    I’m more liberal than 90% of Americans, I think Family Guy should run on Disney channel, abortion clinics should be at CVS, and immigration should be a matter of just signing a piece of paper. This site calls me a centrist because I acknowledge that capitalism works.
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    Replying to @TheDailyKoko
    Under Obama, it should have been uncontroversial to say “abortion rights, etc, will be more secure if we swap this old woman Justice out for a young one.” However, because so many educated Dems view their leaders in the manner I described, calls for her resignation died quickly.
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    Replying to @MatthewSitman
    “Hey Matt did you see—The Pope’s Brother went on Fox and Friends this morning” is a stomach churning sentence that you’ll have to hear a few times in your life now.
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    Replying to @mindyisser
    if I were a parent, my small child would simply obey my every command with instant comprehension
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    Replying to @TheDailyKoko
    This view of politics continues to be damaging. I doubt it’ll change. But it’s worth harping on.
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    Are you excited to fall credulously for the fakest left-flanking-on-an-issue ever performed by an American politician
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    Replying to @timerube
    Burgers are something that are *usually* better cooked at home. “Restaurant” style burgers?
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    These Senators do not represent states where a $15 minimum wage is unpopular. There’s no smug Democratic politics wonk explanation here. These people represent capital, they do not represent you and I.
    Replying to @JordanUhl
    Hassan, Carper, Coons, Tester, Manchin, Sinema, Shaheen, King are Nos.