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LordOfTheDuat
@TheCowBoy263
“A delusion starts like any other idea. For a delusion to thrive, all other rational ideas must be eliminated.” | @softlife_zw
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    LordOfTheDuat
    @TheCowBoy263
    Sep 23, 2022
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    I present to you ✨@softlife_zw -- a service designed to make your life a little bit easier✨. Chores can be a bit of a bore, so I've set up a convenience service that takes them off your hands -- laundry🧺, home cleaning🏠 and meal preps🥣.
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    LordOfTheDuat
    @TheCowBoy263
    Feb 24, 2019
    This animal is dangerous. How do you go and hunt another predator, in its own habitat, where it has the strategic advantage, and win? 💀
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    LordOfTheDuat
    @TheCowBoy263
    Jun 18, 2024
    I've never seen someone simultaneously sit down & stand up before.
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    LordOfTheDuat
    @TheCowBoy263
    Jan 9, 2017
    I got a job in 2017! I got a job in 2017! I got a job in 2017! 😃
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    LordOfTheDuat
    @TheCowBoy263
    Dec 21, 2016
    I will get a job in 2017! I will get a job in 2017! I will get a job in 2017!
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    LordOfTheDuat
    @TheCowBoy263
    Feb 15, 2023
    I always say this. The huns that attract that kind of man do not tweet like this 😂😂
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    LordOfTheDuat
    @TheCowBoy263
    Nov 20, 2020
    What did one maize cob say to the other? Corndeipi?
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    LordOfTheDuat
    @TheCowBoy263
    Aug 25, 2024
    Bro was probably saving it for a rainy day. Let this be a lesson to you all. Idya mari yako nema baddie TODAY!
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    Historic Vids
    @historyinmemes
    Aug 23, 2024
    Buried treasure of nearly 200 Roman coins found in Italy
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    LordOfTheDuat
    @TheCowBoy263
    Jul 22, 2022
    Bein a Zanu kid on the TL must be tough today. Mudhara wako anogona kungo name droppwa 😭😭😭
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    LordOfTheDuat
    @TheCowBoy263
    Jan 6, 2025
    Kana Zanu ndinokubvisirai.
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    Fadzayi Mahere🇿🇼
    @advocatemahere
    Jan 6, 2025
    🔸2025 shall be an amazing year!🥂✨
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    LordOfTheDuat
    @TheCowBoy263
    Apr 14, 2023
    When your girl likes the interaction <<<<<<<<
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    LordOfTheDuat
    @TheCowBoy263
    Feb 25, 2019
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    I don’t have a soundcloud but y’all can send positive energy my way. Goin through a tough time.
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    LordOfTheDuat
    @TheCowBoy263
    Nov 9, 2018
    “I love your Zimbabwean accent. Say it again.” “Hwampon five”
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    LordOfTheDuat
    @TheCowBoy263
    Jun 4, 2019
    1st problem yako ndeyekuda kumama kudzimba dzevanhu
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    LordOfTheDuat
    @TheCowBoy263
    Oct 27, 2019
    Chero wakandibata rough I wouldn’t mind. As long as wandibata.