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Sean R. Frazier, Author

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Sean R. Frazier, Author

@TheCleftonTwain

Missouri, USA

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Joined May 2014

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Sean R. Frazier, Author
@TheCleftonTwain
Apr 4, 2024
When an ancient evil threatens the world, you enlist the most powerful heroes the Realm can offer. And when they're already dead, you go with whoever's left. You hire THE LAST AVAILABLE! Wherever silly, ridiculous, absurd books are sold. (link in pic)
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Sean R. Frazier, Author
@TheCleftonTwain
Dec 29, 2023
Bragging on my wife for a moment. She made this. Just finished it.
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Sean R. Frazier, Author
@TheCleftonTwain
Feb 2, 2024
So...here's another bit of my wife's knitting that I'm going to brag about because it's ridiculously awesome. It's a double-sided scarf and she made it over the course of many months WITHOUT ME KNOWING! Mad knitting skillz, but also many successful Concealment rolls.
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Sean R. Frazier, Author
@TheCleftonTwain
Apr 20, 2023
Replying to @ask_aubry
Wait. Why does this yahoo assume women feel bad after they masturbate?
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Sean R. Frazier, Author
@TheCleftonTwain
Jul 20, 2023
DAUGHTER UPDATE! SHE'S AWAKE AND EXTUBATED AND TALKING AND OMG!!!!! Thank you everyone for sending your thoughts and prayers and mojo and vibes! (I MAY have told her she had an accident while riding a unicorn...)
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Sean R. Frazier, Author
@TheCleftonTwain
Aug 27, 2018
WHAT ARE WE? "Writers!" WHAT DO WE DO? "Write!" WHAT ARE WE WRITING? "Tweets about writing because we're totally slacking off right now but we plan to write soon we promise!" YOU SLEEP IN A BED OF LIES! #amwriting #writerslife #writerproblems
Sean R. Frazier, Author
@TheCleftonTwain
Oct 16, 2018
This is the flippin' manliest thing a father can do. Being a father and caring for his child.
Sean R. Frazier, Author
@TheCleftonTwain
Apr 2, 2019
WHAT ARE WE? Writers! WHAT ARE WE WRITING? Snacks! WAIT, WHAT? Snacks first, THEN writing! No, wait, coffee/tea too! Maybe a nap beforehand! THEN WRITING? No, then Twitter THEN WRITING! Too late! Time for bed! Writing tomorrow #amwriting #writerslife #writingcommunity
Sean R. Frazier, Author
@TheCleftonTwain
Jul 26, 2018
WHAT ARE WE? Writers! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? Write! SO WHY AREN'T WE? The cat is sitting on our laptop and he's so fluffy and cute and we don't want to move him because then he might hate us forever and we can't handle that! GOOD CALL! #amwriting #writerslife
Sean R. Frazier, Author
@TheCleftonTwain
Jul 19, 2023
DAUGHTER UPDATE: (feel free to skip if you're tired of these) Our daughter is nearly at minimal ventilator settings, which means she SHOULD be close to coming off it. Today was a LOT of progress. We're one step closer to bringing her home, but still have a LONG way to go. <3
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Sean R. Frazier, Author
@TheCleftonTwain
Dec 29, 2023
Replying to @TheCleftonTwain
A lot of you (A LOT) have asked so here are the common answers: Queen Susan Shawl Knitted with lace weight yarn Took 357 hours 58" square And, yes, it's a badass shawl fort! :)
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Sean R. Frazier, Author
@TheCleftonTwain
Nov 7, 2018
WHAT ARE WE WRITERS DOING RIGHT NOW? 1 Writing 2 Lying about writing 3 No, seriously, writing 4 You're not fooling anyone. 5 Okay, got #coffee, but now writing 6 Actually, tweeting 7 Chores, because can't handle writing right now. #amwriting #writerslife #writerproblems
Sean R. Frazier, Author
@TheCleftonTwain
Nov 9, 2017
THINGS WE WRITERS GET TO DO: 1. Create worlds 1. Kill off imaginary people 2. Stare quizzically at a screen for hours 4. Not math 5. Practice elevator pitches 6. Curl up in a ball and sob uncontrollably 7. Pet cats #amwriting #writerslife
Sean R. Frazier, Author
@TheCleftonTwain
Apr 3, 2024
"You know coffee didn't exist back then, right?" they ask me, referring to my fantasy books as "back then" as if human history DID, however, contain magic and orcs.
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