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CalCentel
@TheCalCentel
Your one-stop shop for all things California Golden Bears, moderated and fact-checked by real Calgorithm patriots. Allegedly a parody account.
- Virginia Tech QB Kyron Drones has been taken by the Mothman in remote Appalachia and has been ruled OUT for tonight’s game vs. Cal, per sources
- Virginia QB Chandler Morris has been ruled OUT against Cal after trying to sleep in the Nether
- Oklahoma RB Jaydn Ott has sustained a serious wrist injury from passing out water to his teammates, sources tell CalCentel He will likely be shut down for the season.
- Cal WR Mark Hamper has an opportunity to make history this weekend. If he records 4,155 receiving yards and 55 touchdowns, he will become the NCAA’s ALL-TIME career record holder in both of those categories. Will White Boy Mark rewrite the books against the Aztecs?
- BREAKING: ESPN's @CollegeGameDay will return to Berkeley for a special Friday show for Cal vs. UNC! "This is an exciting matchup. Bears vs. Heels, West Coast vs. East Coast, and a nearly-49 y/o coach vs. one in a 49-year age gap relationship. Must watch TV", said Pat McAfee.
- Prayers up for Stanford QB Ben Gulbranson 🙏 Nothing's wrong with him... He's just ass
- Duke QB Darian Mensah has gotten his hands stuck in a Chinese Finger Trap and is likely to miss Saturday's game against Cal, sources tell CalCentel.
- Through Week 2: Jaydn Ott, RB: 6yds on 5 carries TJ Bollers, DL: 9yds on 1 carry #LevelsToThis
00:00 - On3 has released their updated Heisman power rankings going into Week 6. Will Mason bring it home?
- Louisville QB Milbert Moss (taken by the Goatman) has been ruled OUT against Cal, per sources. There is no timetable for his return.
- Pass Completion % through Week 2: Julian Sayin: 79% Devin Brown: 100% Did Ohio State DOWNGRADE at QB?
