*walking in with an iced coffee from Starbucks*
sorry I’m late, traffic was crazy this morning
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- the closer the deadline, the lower the professional skepticism
- Doctors life goal: 1) become a doctor 3) marry a doctor 3) make their kids doctors Accountants life goals: 1) become an accountant 2) tell your siblings and friends not to be an accountant 3) tell everyone not to study accounting
- As accountants, we do not buy cars. We purchase vehicles.
- if someone tells you they work at a big 4 firm, ask them which one, tell them you’ve never heard of it and watch them die inside
- pray for your friends in accounting. we are not okay
- auditors: hi! client: you are so annoying
- audit is just documenting things no one will ever read again
- Doctors life goal: 1) become a doctor 3) marry a doctor 3) make their kids doctors Accountants life goals: 1) become an accountant 2) tell your siblings and friends not to be an accountant 3) tell everyone not to study accounting
