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- ποΈ Roy Keane: "Put Ronaldo in that Liverpool side and he'll get you more goals than Salah, put Salah in this Man United side does he get you 18 PL goals? I don't think so." "This is where Ronaldo's ability to constantly perform in struggling teams is out of this World."
- ποΈ Sir Alex Ferguson: βIf Cristiano had started his career in La Liga, he would have Messi's numbers twice.β
- ποΈ Rio Ferdinand: "Cristiano Ronaldo was the only one fighting for the Top 4 spot."
- A teacher marking attendance and there's a student named "Cristiano Ronaldo" in her class π
- ποΈ Kevin De Bruyne: "I would like to play with Cristiano Ronaldo. He would make my assist numbers go high."
- Reporter (2016): "Why BBC don't look as happy together as MSN?" Cristiano: "Hugs and kisses are not important to me. I don't want to go for dinner with Bale and Benzema, I'm here to win titles with them." *3 years later: BBC 3 UCL in a row MSN unlimited Hugs and Kisses
- Cristiano Ronaldo winning the Player of the Century is NOT talked enough!
- Throwback to when all the French boys became Cristiano Ronaldoβs fanboyβs. π
