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- Replying to @found_it_funnyThe lore was "no one knows who launched first". It's one of the first things the game tells you, and it reiterates that multiple times. No one knows, and it doesn't matter, because everyone lost.
- Replying to @ControlledPairs>two riced out handguns and a riced out SBR >not a single sleeping pad/mat You have a larp fetish but you probably haven't slept outside in a decade. Also Holosun IR LAMs are bad and you should feel bad.
- Replying to @RedHot_YamadaIf I see you near the playground I'm calling the cops, bro.
- Replying to @escapefrommelosEven in the utopian depiction you can't escape the bluetooth tribe doing bluetooth tribe things
- Replying to @53gaDr3amca5tGiven the over-reliance on AI slop and exclusively English interactions (notably with another "Russian" slop account from Nigeria), I'd tentatively geolocate "Aleksey" somewhere around New Delhi.
- Replying to @cumma_bummerTHE CARTOON CHARACTER AGREES WITH *ME*!!!11
- Replying to @_dusssk_It's really funny that once you get a J33T sufficiently angry, his arguments will eventually devolve into the same thing. Next thing he's gonna talk shit about using toilet paper, ask for your mom/sister's onlyfans and gloat about how he steals your women.
- Replying to @WarMonitorINTL and @IndiaWarMonitorWow Much impressive Very cool
