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.𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚜𝙽𝚘𝚝𝙼𝚊𝚝𝚝

@ThatsNotMatt

| 27 | accursed with a 'wet brain' hex by a foul warlock | enjoys surfing the web | draws sometimes

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Joined December 2015

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Oct 18, 2025
𝖳𝗁𝖺𝗍𝗌𝖭𝗈𝗍𝖬𝖺𝗍𝗍 ᴛʜᴀᴛꜱɴᴏᴛᴍᴀᴛᴛ 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥𝕤ℕ𝕠𝕥𝕄𝕒𝕥𝕥
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Oct 17, 2025
ThatsNotMatt 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚜𝙽𝚘𝚝𝙼𝚊𝚝𝚝 ＴｈａｔｓＮｏｔＭａｔｔ
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Mar 24, 2025
a tale of two michaels
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Mar 24, 2025
Replying to @ThatsNotMatt
(2/2)
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Nov 18, 2024
Replying to @moragearsolid
realizing that grabbing the saw blocking the first doorway in ravenholm with the gravity gun immediately spawns a zombie blew my mind when i was younger
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Aug 11, 2022
i nearly burst out laughing on the bus when i realized a lot of fictional mobsters have names of body parts like "legs" and "arms" and thought of this
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May 15, 2022
Replying to @drilbot_neo
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Oct 28, 2020
@FittingAA_Music
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May 14, 2024
Replying to @Srirachachau
i will never budge on this
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Mar 24, 2025
Replying to @popperenji
thank you!! that always means so much coming from you, i love your work
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Feb 27, 2019
I love my small monkey child #Grookey
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Jan 1, 2020
Replying to @HappyHarryToons and @OneyNG
Max really changed up Goofball's design in this one
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Mar 3, 2022
nefarious spirits caused me to make this last night comic by @kcgreenn
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@ThatsNotMatt
Jul 21, 2019
Replying to @LoudTrshStrangr
I'm genuinely furious everyone's in the replies are repeating the same dumb lines and nobody has made the "You were like a Hammer Brother to me" joke that's sitting right there
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@ThatsNotMatt
May 2, 2019
Replying to @JimmyNoContext
jimmy :