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“MIDNIGHT NOTION” EP
Dropping 17 May, 2024
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Teza Sumendra
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Teza Sumendra
@TezaSumendra
Juggling between doctor, engineer and musician on The Sims 4.
- Tiap ada laron gue selalu inget kalo mereka hidupnya cuma 1 hari, so I let them have all the lights! Live a day in your life to the fullest, besties!
- Nemu di TransJakarta. Saking gak pahamnya, basic humanity kek gini harus dijadiin logo ygy.
- Jakartans, yall need to stop with cak-cok-cak-cok kalian yg gak medok itu. Leave them for East Javanese only. They sound more fluent and appropriate. 🙏🏻
- Pramugara: “Chicken or fish, mam?” Bule: “do you have anything vegan?” Pramugara: “we got peanut” Bule: “is it vegan? 🙂” Pramugara: “🙂🙂🙂” Gue: “🙂🙂🙂” Pilot: “🙂🙂🙂” Co-pilot: “🙂🙂🙂” Penumpang satu pesawat: “🙂🙂🙂” Petugas garbarata: “🙂🙂🙂” Kacang: “🙂🙂🙂”
- Posting an “october dump”, while u’ve been dumped. Wk.
- Hahaha pernah juga nih, bawa whiskey 10 tahun. Masih disegel. Gak lolos pas di-scan. Ya aku tuang semua cairannya ke tong sampah. If I can’t have it, nobody can. Lets get petty. 😂Tolak Bayar Pajak Pasangan Ini Pilih Robek Tas hermes Berharga Didepan Petugas Emng Semahal itu yaaa pajaknya ?? —a thread
- Sesedih-sedihnya putus beda agama, lebih sedih makanan kereta.
- Dicovidkan atau tidak, percaya atau tidak, peduli atau tidak, akan ada waktunya kamu panik pada saat orang terdekat atau keluargamu terpapar dan dinyatakan postif.
- “Makanya kalo naro barang di bagasi pesawat harus di-wrap, biar barangnya gak ilang” Hmm. Giimana kalo misalnya “JANGAN NYOLONG”?
- “Mau duit tapi gak mau kerja, jadi ani-ani aja” Ani-ani is a job. The way they’re working on their figure to look good every single day in this patriarchal world just to feed some fragile egos. Not everyone can do that. Leave your social standard at the door.
