Meteorologists: “it’s going to freeze tonight. Remember to drip your faucets.”
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I have chili in my veins and a snake in my boot.
- Fall is tomorrow and you know what that means... 🍂 🍁 🍂 🍁 🍂 🍁 🍂 Nothing. This is Texas. It’s still 90 degrees out.
- Just Texans doing Texan things.
00:00 - “And we shall name them the Dallas Cowboys and they will be America’s Team.” “So they will play in Dallas then sir?” “No, they’ll play in Arlington, but have offices in Frisco.” “But America will love them?” “If only it was that simple.”
- "Once COVID is over" is starting to sound a lot like "when they finish I-35"...
- You may be Texan, but you'll never be as Texan as Matthew McConaughey with an Armadillo at a Willie Nelson Concert.
- Identity theft is not a joke Brian.It’s not a road trip in Texas unless you stop at Bucky’s
- This. Is. Texan.
- Whataburger tastes like Texas.
