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- Carlos Alcaraz on playing mixed doubles with Emma Raducanu at US Open: "Well, I'm not gonna lie. I used to pray for times like this."
- WIMBLEDON JUST FLASHED A GRAPHIC SHOWING HOW LOUD SABALENKA'S GRUNT IS NAHHHH 😭😭😭😭😭😭
- Iga Swiatek after winning Wimbledon: "Well, I just received a text from the Italian Open tournament director and he said cause I won they will be adding strawberry pasta to the menu next year. I hope Italians don't hate me."
- Taylor Fritz after eleventh straight loss to Djokovic: "Like, I should get a restraining order at this point."
- Bublik to his box while losing to Sinner: "Every ball I hit, Ron Weasley’s already there. Someone check his wand." 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
- Novak Djokovic on retirement after loss to Alcaraz: "I plan to play until my son turns pro. By then I'll be fifty. Imagine Djokovic and Djokovic winning Wimbledon doubles."
- Daniil Medvedev after R1 loss at Wimbledon: "F*ck grass. How are we supposed to be ready for this surface when we only play on it for like three weeks a year. Casper is smart to skip it. I'm gonna call him and try to join him on vacation, f*ck grass, man."
- Bublik already booked flight ahead of Sinner match "To be fair the guy is a robot. What do you expect of me? No chance I will win a set. I made good money this week and booked a flight to America. Boobie needs a vacation. I have always wanted to see the Grand Canyon."
- Novak Djokovic on how close he is to retirement: "I'm playing until at least 2035."
- Casper Ruud after losing US Open Mixed Doubles final: "At this point, I should get a loyalty card - lose 4 finals, the 5th one is free."
- WIMBLEDON SHOWING THIS GRAPHIC AS SABALENKA LEAVES THE COURT HOLY COOK 😭😭😭😭😭😭
- Jannik Sinner reacts to Draper's early Wimbledon loss: "It's tough, no? We were supposed to get dinner and watch the new Mission Impossible together. Now, I don't know. He's not texting me back."
