💥 𝗢𝗡 𝗦𝗔𝗟𝗘 𝗡𝗢𝗪: Following the release of their final album 'Fin', @TebiRex play their last headline show at @ButtonFactory22, Dublin on 22 December 2025.
🎟️ Tickets on sale now bit.ly/4mtKlak
This fella came up to me in Tokyo to practice his English. When I said I was Irish these were his exact words:
“IRISH
TITANIC
SINN FÉIN
IRA
NORTHERN IRELAND
THE ISSUES”
Late for work this morning so I grab a taxi.
“Bachelors Walk pls”
“Sure thing, but if Bachelors Walk then what do married men do?”
Sir it’s 8.30am, now isn’t the time to tell me the best joke I’ve ever heard in my life
You know one time some fella rang up Maynooth University pretending to be a contractor and told them they owed him €360,000 for a building he’d never seen before, and they said no stress and sent him the money