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Mhlonishwa
@Tayo_555
Banter | Mechanical engineer ๐ | โฝ๏ธ | ๐๏ธ
Pretoria
Born February 27
Joined November 2014
- I genuinely believe such people are stupid. Itโs not even weaponised incompetence, itโs just pure stupidity.Men donโt care and they donโt listen๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
- Okes make me laugh when they think women donโt plan to have sex with them. You had sex on the first link because she wanted it to happen too. You are not Lord RizzWhen you crack on the first link and you gotta wonder if she was easy or you've just got it like that
00:00 - Once your girlfriend starts posting those pictures where she is facing the opposite direction showing her bums, you must start looking for a new girlfriend.
- Mara you guys drink 12 savanna in one sitting and nobody gets shocked Adults are bullies ๐ญMy kid, I couldnโt believe my eyes ๐ญ๐
- The player was under my management but was released after playing a local tournament during the off-season, breaching club policy. With no clubs interested, the player is now a free agent pushing and begging for a contract renewal with my team.
- Donโt let Shebeshxt see this ๐ญ
- You canโt teach someone this level of thoughtfulness
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- Who said womenโs rizz is sexual harassment? They were so rightNot ready to carry your babies๐ญbut for now they can have fun by sliding down my throat ๐ซ ๐ฅบ.
- Life is tough bro The least you can do for yourself is to have a beautiful girlfriend.
- No bum in South Africa jiggles like that.๐ฅฑ
- Being mad at another man for spending his own money on his own girlfriend is insane business. You bought your girlfriend earrings from Lovisa and he bought items from Gucci. Same gesture, just a different league.In the bush with the woman Iโm in love with. Everything makes sense. โค๏ธ
- When grace locates you, it breaks protocol.
