Why does he have one Hulk leg and one normal leg? #NUFC
Back with Brazil 🇧🇷
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Taylor Payne
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Taylor Payne
@TaylorandPayne
Host of Pod On The Tyne. Musician, Newcastle United fan and dedicated asthmatic. Views entirely my own.
Tyneside
Joined November 2010
- "We cannot play Monopoly!" ❌ Jurgen Klopp insists Liverpool will not start 'splashing the cash' after signing Cody Gakpo 📝
00:00 - When Bruno did that back heel in the corner the lad behind me did a sex noise and went "ARRRGH BRUNO YOU SEXY BRAZILIAN BASTARD" 😂 #NUFC
- I was gutted that BDB got caught out for Chelsea's goal. You can see by his reaction how much it hurt. I tell you what though, In 30 years of supporting the club I've not seen many players come in and look like they belong here as much as he does. He's been magnificent #nufc
- Will I be sad to see the back of Steve Bruce? No. But will I feel sorry for him for losing his job due to the takeover? Also no. 🤷🏻♂️#nufc
- That's the best pass that SJP has ever seen. I genuinely believe that. #NUFCAbsolutely world class. 💫
00:00 - Sandro Tonali might be the best midfield player to ever pull on a black and white shirt for #NUFC. Sounds mad, but I can't remember anyone being this good for a long long time.
- I can't remember the last time I saw a #NUFC player who was that good and that comfortable on the ball, who never looks flustered or rushed and who plays for his team, defense, attack, everything. He could walk into most PL teams. I love @brunoog97
🚨 Premier League new striker signings' stats up to the international break: - Alexander Isak: 👕 6 matches ⚽ 1 goal 🅰️ 1 assist - Viktor Gyokeres: 👕 10 matches ⚽ 3 goals 🅰️ 0 assists - Joao Pedro: 👕 9 matches ⚽ 2 goals 🅰️ 3 assists - Benjamin Sesko 👕 8 games ⚽
GIFRalph Hasenhuttl is unsure if Southampton will have enough players for Tuesday's Premier League clash at home to Brentford.- Jonas Gutierrez beat cancer and returned to score the goal which kept his team up, a team he'd been told her never play for again. Tiger Woods cheated on his wife, got pissed and crashed his car, so the short answer is no. The long answer is, fuck no. #nufcIs Tiger Woods' victory at The Masters 2019 the greatest sporting comeback of all time?
