New Drake: [sounding like he’s about to cry] she telling me she an enby/she got that entj energy/she won’t get the rest of me/they won’t get the best of me
New Kanye: [through 3 vocal filters over a beat with 5 different hymnals] God Told Me I Need To Get More Divorced
No joke if you institute a full young adult novel curriculum in middle to high school you’re better off intellectually just giving your students an hour every day to smoke cigarettes in the parking lot
Knocking over every stool walking over to the girl sitting alone, burping and saying, “you come here often Chica?” before turning to the bartender and ordering a “Tokyo Arnold Palmer,” while refusing to clarify what it is.