I hate a “ I was going to” type of man.
Just shut up.
TDB
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A figment of your imagination
- My little brother is baking Valentines cookies for his girlfriend🥹. He’s been watching tutorials all week, you really can’t teach romance.
- Girls driving big boy whips is so attractive
- A lot of people underestimate the power of a funny man, he’ll laugh you into a marriage.
- After work I’m non verbal, I just need to bask in complete silence.
- Am I the only one that still feels like I’m a child but my age just keeps increasing
- Big on congratulating people because this life isn’t easy at alll
- I move like my bank account is bottomless
- Sneaking an ipad in there is hilarious because it’s definitely not a basic.Man yall are in the trenches, men are not even getting you basics such as, flowers, cabs, burgers or iPads. Must be long…
- This happened to me and I ran after the person, started shouting at him and he gave it back <3They’re snatching phones on the tube now! London is so finished
- Why can’t the gym come to me for once? Why do I always have to go there.












