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Toronto Sports Network
@TSN_Parody
(Parody) TSN is Toronto’s, errrrr I mean Canada’s, sports leader. We bring you the stories that matter, assuming the only stories that matter come from Toronto.
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    Mar 15, 2022
    TSN on 23-year-old Kirill Kaprizov last year: Too old to win the Calder TSN on 26-year-old Michael Bunting this year: Literally campaigning for him to win the Calder Funny how TSN stops caring about changing the Calder criteria when a Leafs player is a candidate
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    Toronto Sports Network
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    Jun 7, 2022
    Gotta love Leafs fans and media thinking Connor McDavid should ask for a trade after his team just made the conference finals, but never once thinking Auston Matthews might want out of Toronto after 6 years of failing to win a single playoff round. 🤣
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    May 9, 2023
    Should Connor Bedard request a trade from the Blackhawks to the Leafs? MORE: tsn.ca/1.1371183
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    May 16, 2022
    Sure, the Flames and Oilers won their Game 7s, but did they get as much respect in the handshake line as the Leafs? That story coming up on TSN.
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    Toronto Sports Network
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    Mar 23, 2023
    Connor McDavid: scores his 60th goal of the season TSN's top hockey story the next day:
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    Toronto Sports Network
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    May 27, 2022
    Connor McDavid has led the Oilers to the Conference Finals, scored a series-winning goal in overtime, and is dominating the playoffs. But did he score 50 goals in a very specific mid-season span of 50 straight regular season games? TSN would like to remind you that he did not.
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    Jun 12, 2022
    After reviewing hours of handshake line footage, TSN has determined that some of the Rangers players did not get as much respect from the Lightning as the Leafs players did in their handshake line. Watch SportsCentre for a full breakdown and analysis.
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    Toronto Sports Network
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    Jun 28, 2022
    After nearly two days of careful video analysis, TSN has determined that, despite winning the Stanley Cup, the Avalanche still did not get as much respect from the Lightning in the handshake line as the Leafs did.
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    Toronto Sports Network
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    May 19, 2023
    TSN reporter to Matthew Tkachuk today: "Congrats on scoring the winner in that 4OT game, but what are your thoughts on Dubas being fired by the Leafs and Shanahan's press conference?" Tkachuk: "F**k off man. I left Calgary to get away from this bullsh*t."
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    Sep 12, 2024
    - 171 games as a Hab - 75 games as a Canuck (no mention in the headline) - 12 games as Leaf TSN staff: "We need to start with the Leafs in the headline and use a pic of Benn in a Leafs jersey." #TorontoSportsNetwork
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    Mar 4, 2021
    BREAKING: TSN announces it will hold a parade to celebrate the #Leafs shutting down McDavid and Draisaitl for 3 straight games. The parade will be broadcast on all 5 TSN channels. #TorontoSportsNetwork
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    Toronto Sports Network
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    Jul 23, 2022
    Matthew Tkachuk gets traded in the biggest NHL blockbuster deal in years and we’ve got crickets from TSN’s top insiders (Dreger, Lebrun, and Johnston). But if the Leafs made a similar trade, those guys would probably swim across whatever lake their cottages are on to cover it.
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    Toronto Sports Network
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    May 16, 2024
    No Toronto Sports Network jokes today. Very sad to hear about the passing of legendary TSN broadcaster Darren Dutchyshen. He was only 57. Gone far too soon. RIP Dutchy
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    Toronto Sports Network
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    May 19, 2025
    Every Canadian not from Toronto when the Leafs lose early in the playoffs yet again
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