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Carson T. Kay, CFB Analyst
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Carson T. Kay, CFB Analyst
@TKayAnalyst
Highland Park, Texas
Joined October 2024
- BREAKING: TCU QB Josh Hoover is the first ever collegiate athlete to come out as a furry, per sources. Pictures were shown of him dressing up in a fursuit at a Fort Worth convention.
- BREAKING: Tarleton State has received an invite and is expected to join Conference USA effective the 2026-27 academic season, via @TheCUSACentel. The Texans transitioned to the Division I FCS level in 2020, and made it to the second round of the FCS playoffs last season.
- Replying to @LubbockLurkerThis isn’t propaganda. This is reality.
- BREAKING: Jordan Hudson, the girlfriend of UNC head coach Bill Belichick, has announced that she is pregnant. Though they’ve kept things private, both Bill and Jordan are excited to start a family.
- BREAKING: Arkansas has announced that they will be hiring Mike Gundy as their next football coach, per sources. Gundy won 170 games during his time at Oklahoma State, including a Big 12 title and a Coach of the Year award in 2011.
- BREAKING: After entering the transfer portal just under 48 hours ago, BYU QB Jake Retzlaff has announced he will transfer to Baylor. Retzlaff threw for 3,595 yards and 23 passing touchdowns during his time at BYU, and won the Alamo Bowl in 2024.
- Replying to @JohnBummit
- BREAKING: The College Football Playoff has announced that they will be expanding to a 24 team field, starting the 2026-27 season. (Via @TheCUSACentel)
- BREAKING: Following the leaked Instagram DMs of Memphis’ playbook, former DB Tahj Ra-El and UTSA QB Owen McCown have each been fined $15,000 and suspended for 3 games.
- BREAKING: Oklahoma transfer QB John Mateer is currently being investigated after getting engaged in sports betting and sending indecent messages on his Venmo. More to come.
- BREAKING: Texas QB Arch Manning has been benched, per sources. The sophomore started his 2025 campaign going just 17 for 30, throwing for only 170 yards, and had an interception.
