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Dead Meat (PARODY)
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Dead Meat (PARODY)
@THEK1LLCOUNT
❗️PARODY ACCOUNT, I AM NOT THE REAL KILL COUNT❗️
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Welcome to the Parody Kill Count, where we tally up the victims in all our favourite threads!
Joined November 2023
- " In the middle of his plea for help, Lucas gets crushed like a Goomba! Now I’m feeling bad for all the goombas I’ve stomped playing Mario, this shit’s nasty! "
Lucas: H-Hel- *Lucas body gets crushed by the huge plumber foot* - " And that’s it for this week. How many kills did these Parodies get in this latest instalment of Parody Twitter? Let’s find out and get to the numbers! "
- " That's enough stalling for this week! Did Parody Twitter give us some kills to parody? Let's find out and get to the numbers!- "
- " How many of these bodies got grounded in this Kill Count? Let’s find out and get to the— Wait, what’s that noise, is that a plane?— "
- Your final challenge... ...be good people, Parody Twitter.
- " Boom! And there ya have it! The Dictator’s fuckin’ DEAD! It seems the director won’t be seeing the end of this movie anytime soon. Especially with his face burnt off, urgh… "
- only joke I'll mainly make but this is how the final minutes of the space felt like
00:00 - " I guess he wasn’t on a Duck Hunt, but rather a dog hunt! As the Duck Hunt Dog gets fucking DECAPITATED! Sure, he’s unbeatable, but damn, can he be killed. "
- " It seems not even reverse psychology worked! As Ultra M still crushed them into a pool of blood! Even with his gloves still on?! Come on! Now you gotta wash them! "
- " I think our banner is getting pretty outdated, don’t you think? That’s why it’s time for a new BANNER CARD! That’s right, drop your PNG or DRIVES below! We’re adding as many PARODIES as we can! Replies will be closed when we think we’ve reached enough submissions. "
- " X-plode might’ve annoyed MX a little too much, causing him to rip X-plode RIGHT in half! Maybe you shouldn’t have gotten on MX’S bad side… This kill is such a gorey mess and I adore it for that reason. "
I can't believe competitive parody twitter is a thing
