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🔥Reverend Aiden
@SweetFnLucifer
Atheist street preacher, spirit cooking enthusiast, connoisseur of sin. Writer & satirist, but mostly some rando prick who gets off screwing with words.
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    @SweetFnLucifer
    Oct 15, 2019
    In case you missed it, I launched a Patreon yesterday. Publishing tons of writing (shit that would get me nuked off Twitter). If I make you laugh, or you want to read me long-form, consider becoming a Patron. Thanks so much to all you who already have
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    Oct 7, 2025
    JESUS CHRIST, CORPSE ON A FUCKING STICK! Remember how ICE claimed they were rammed by 10 vehicles and had to shoot a woman 7 times? Turns out, her lawyer has footage of a federal SUV slamming into the woman's vehicle, getting out, yelling "do something, bitch!" and opening fire.
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    Aug 13, 2025
    Ghislaine Maxwell raped over a thousand little girls and right now she's at a Club Fed in Texas eating better food and receiving better health care than America's working poor. A clear symptom of a terminally ill society. If this doesn't piss you off, you are sub-human scum.
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    Aug 24, 2018
    Now that shit is hitting the fan, you'll soon hear calls for leniency, forgiveness for the sake of "healing the nation." To hell with that. The GOP has brought us to a Constitutional clusterfuck. Only the harshest punishments will suffice. Zero tolerance for treason & swamp ass.
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    Jan 25, 2025
    This is fucking grotesque. Right now, Trump's Gestapo goons are arresting random people who wished ill will towards Trump online. Not direct threats, just ill wishes. MASSIVE 1st Amendment violations are happening. A FIVE ALARM FUCKING FIRE.
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    Jul 21, 2024
    Donald Trump is officially the only geriatric motherfucker in the race and THE MEDIA GODDAMN FUCKING BETTER HIGHLIGHT EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN DECREPIT BRAIN FART FROM HERE TO FUCKING ELECTION DAY.
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    🔥Reverend Aiden
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    Sep 10, 2025
    Holy fucking shit. Twitter is QUICK to police this Charlie Kirk situation. Little babies get gunned down and that fucker was free to mock grieving parents, champion guns and blame it all on mental illness. Now that some psycho busts a cap in him, we gotta be respectful? FUCK OFF.
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    🔥Reverend Aiden
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    Aug 6, 2024
    Oh god. Oh Christ. Oh for the love of all things fuck. What's happening. Watching Kamala and Walz hyping up teachers and preaching peace, love, and positivity in front of a packed crowd in Philly. My black little heart is melting. I may be overdosing on normalcy & wholesomeness.
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    🔥Reverend Aiden
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    Aug 30, 2018
    ENOUGH. Stop the fucking facade. We're all guilty of salivating about a blue wave, but we gotta stop treating it like it's some divinely ordained inevitability. The GOP may be utterly incompetent at governing, but they're god damn Yoda when it comes to slithering into power.
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    Jul 24, 2025
    Jerome Powell IS A GODDAMN BADASS AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT. He straight up grabbed Trump's prop document, put his reading glasses on and VERBALLY DISEMBOWELED every lie that came out of Trump's decrepit jowls. RIGHT TO HIS FACE. WHILE WEARING A FUCKING HARD HAT. Gangster, gangster.
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    Aug 11, 2025
    URGENT WARNING: If you know any homeless people in D.C. -- REACH OUT ANY WAY YOU CAN AND COLLECT KEY CONTACT INFO. Create a pipeline for updates. Trump is using the homeless to test out disappearing natural born citizens. RECORD THE EXISTENCE OF THESE PEOPLE BEFORE THEY VANISH.
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    Jul 22, 2018
    Obama spent nearly his entire presidency making countless polite gestures to the GOP, compromising for the sake of civility. They STILL painted him as the fucking anti-Christ. No matter what we do, the alt-Reich will portray us as monsters. Stop apologizing. Embrace your anger.
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    Aug 8, 2020
    My dad, a redneck who loathes politics & has NEVER voted, just left me a voicemail. Between the random string of obscenities, I can decipher “Boy, I need you to help me vote. Your momma just told me that son of a bitch is gonna fuck me. That’s my fucking money.”
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    Nov 29, 2024
    JESUS CHRIST, CORPSE ON A STICK. We finally have some good goddamn news. Thanks to California, Democrats have picked up some shock victories in the House. Mike Johnson is likely to have just a 1 seat majority. And with special elections, Dems have a chance at flipping the House.
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