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Susan Calman

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Susan Calman

@SusanCalman

Hello. I like cats. I'm a comedian and writer. I'm on television sometimes. I think you look smashing. Instagram: OfficialSusanCalman. Tweets by Susan and team

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Joined February 2009

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Susan Calman
@SusanCalman
Apr 25, 2019
Sunny Side Up will be available on paperback from the 16 May! You can also buy it on kindle or audiobook (read by me obvs). Cheer Up Love (my first book) is also available in all formats. Look at me! I'm a paperback writer! amazon.co.uk/Susan-Calman/e…
Susan Calman
@SusanCalman
Jun 2, 2019
I’m a gay woman. I recycle a lot. I rescue cats. I pay my taxes and contribute to my local community. I want to be Batman. I’d also like a fully functioning model railway in my back garden. I dance like everyone is watching. I’m kind. I hate bigotry. But sure. I’m the problem.
Susan Calman
@SusanCalman
Oct 28, 2017
Tonight I'm Daenerys Targaryen on @bbcstrictly. I just got a message from Daenerys Targaryen herself. Seriously. It's actually her *swoons*
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Susan Calman
@SusanCalman
Mar 18, 2020
Seriously. If you’re bothering your arse to tweet me that you hate me on the television. Have a think. Seriously. Have a sodding think. It’s a television programme. The world has gone to hell in a handcart. Be nice for a bit. Or switch off.
Susan Calman
@SusanCalman
Nov 26, 2017
Thanks to everyone who voted for us in Strictly. I've had the time of my life dancing with @keviclifton. It's been a pleasure from start to finish. I've had the time of my life. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
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Susan Calman
@SusanCalman
Feb 22, 2020
There's a grammatical mistake in my last tweet. It's been pointed out to me. So I apologise for the mistake's in the tweet's that I sented. I know how much grammar upset's people. I was just sending's a light hearted tweeter. Illll remembered next time to get it righted.
Susan Calman
@SusanCalman
Nov 27, 2017
I've had lots of tweets and e mails from people who have kids and their wee ones are upset we left Strictly. Please let them know that it's all good and that winning isn't everything. Being happy and trying your best is brilliant. Give them a hug from me x
Susan Calman
@SusanCalman
Oct 21, 2018
If you disagree with me about Doctor Who that’s cool. But you don’t need to tweet me about it. It’s absolutely fine to let someone be happy about something, just for a while. If you don’t love this Doctor best unfollow me. Because I’ll be writing her a love letter every Sunday.
Susan Calman
@SusanCalman
Apr 21, 2019
A few years ago if I saw the weather forecast was good I’d spend the day in a beer garden. Now my first thought is “I could get at least two big washes out on the whirligig”. I’ve been up since 7am washing duvet covers. Might get three loads out. What a time to be alive.
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Susan Calman
@SusanCalman
Nov 10, 2017
All my life I've thought I was fat and ugly. I feel beautiful for the first time. Schmaltzy maybe. But true and bloody brilliant. It's not just about dancing for me. It's life changing.
Susan Calman
@SusanCalman
Nov 26, 2017
Thank you for all the gorgeous tweets. I’m leaving with wonderful memories of a magical time. It’s what Strictly is all about.
Susan Calman
@SusanCalman
Sep 10, 2021
We had to say goodbye to DCI Jane Tennison today. She was my little shadow and my absolute sweetheart. But she was unwell and we didn’t want her to suffer. She was much loved and will be so missed. Our hearts are breaking. Love you DCI, always will.
Susan Calman
@SusanCalman
Jun 24, 2019
#MyHappiestNerdDay The face of a woman about to explode with excitement.
Susan Calman
@SusanCalman
Feb 16, 2020
Be kind today. And every day. To yourself and others. It makes a difference.
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