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midge 🜏
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midge 🜏
@Suh_buda
they must have amnesia, they forgot that i’m him. perpetually on one
blasdell
Joined February 2012
- the number one cause of teen pregnancy??? finished basements
- post work plans: get uncomfortably high and refuse to talk to anyone for a few hours
- How many fucking kids have to die before you all realize drugs aren't cool
- i do not give a single fuck if someone is vaccinated or not and seeing how emotional/enraged people get over it is extremely unsettling
- two years later and everyone still fucking sucksI actually hate everyone
- girls are the most evil, diabolical, spawns of satan to ever walk this earth and ugh i love them so much
- hey guys i ‘officially’ have a girlfriend now :)
- last night at 4:30am my girlfriend frantically jumped out of bed because i “left her pen clicked” and she needed to go click it back to normal
- just checked my bank account for the first time since wednesday and freaked the fuck out because i had a charge for over $500 dollars that i didn’t remember. turns out i drunkenly paid off my credit card debt. happy thanksgiving lol
- last night outside the armory this girl asked me why i was sucking the helium out of my balloon 😂 so innocent
- The 16 hour drive totally sucked, but that cute face makes up for it all. Meet Kingsley 🐶
- no words can explain the sorrow i feel today. i lost more than just a friend, but a true brother to me. fly high jon you will be missed by so many.
