When my pee is crystal clear it’s like okayyyyyy Bella hadid 🙈
Henry
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- I’m high af in Sicily trying to talk to this volcano tour guide chile
- Addicted to sending emails in between sets at the gym. I feel like Kim kardashian. I have an empire to run and my body tea
- I’m sorry but something about it being 102 degrees in London is so funny. Like imagine you leave the house with a belly full of beans and it’s hot as the Sahara outside
- Do we think threatening self harm would speed up the interview process for this job in a favorable way
- Update, we’re hanging out again and she brought her own cigs this time
Look who just bummed a cig off of me - Doing buccal fat day at the gym today
- Just got diagnosed with Boots the House Down Syndrome
- Folsom this, Folsom that, how about you go Fold Some of that laundry piling up on your wayfair chair fagg*t
- At high school friend’s beautiful home with the creepy oil paintings of her ancestors looking down on me
- They should kill off all the AJLT characters in a mass shooting and the shooter is Samantha
