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StormlightTower
@StormlightTower
$CVX / $CRV / $ETH / The LLamas - NOT CHEVRON
thellamas.io
Joined May 2021
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    StormlightTower
    @StormlightTower
    Jan 10, 2024
    These are pictures of llamas that generate yield. That’s new. But by the end of this year, a @WenLlama NFT could help get you a job. Or it could get you into a seed / venture round for a budding crypto project. Or access to exclusive farms and drops. Ideally, all of the above.
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    WenLLama
    @WenLlama
    Jan 9, 2024
    gmgm Some news: Proud recipient of a grant from @CurveFinance :eyes: @Makeit_gm doing a lil thing with @blocmates wen yield llama-ventures 🤝 Frok dot ai Part of the @protocol_fx booster program on the project level In short, LLam/acc mirror.xyz/0x48C26fADfeFb…
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    @StormlightTower
    Dec 5, 2021
    Considering how well $cvx has acted on this baby leverage chase out I wanted to point out some simple math. Today $100k buys you 4000 $cvx . That 4000 throws off $1,800 every 2 weeks via @VotiumProtocol . That’s 47% yield. By the time you unlock in 16 weeks it will be more.
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    @StormlightTower
    Sep 22, 2021
    From the @ConvexFinance discord and medium link I posted this morning: $8 yield per token per year for a token trading at...$8.55...where in the world can you get ANYTHING that trades for 1Y fwd earnings??? BUY $cvx , lock, delegate to @VotiumProtocol, and its free money!
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    StormlightTower
    @StormlightTower
    Sep 2, 2021
    Replying to @MrKKhann and @CurveCap
    announced: convexfinance.medium.com/september-upda…
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    @StormlightTower
    Nov 8, 2021
    You have 3 days left to lock $cvx for 16 weeks and delegate to @VotiumProtocol to be eligible for bribes from the upcoming 2 week gauge epoch. Bribes have been doubling every two weeks. Last epoch paid $0.44c per vote locked $cvx . This next one will be a monster. LFG
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    StormlightTower
    @StormlightTower
    Apr 29, 2023
    21 million Bitcoin 120 million ETH 1,111 llamas BAYC FDV 950m Llama FDV 8m I rest my case.
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    StormlightTower
    @StormlightTower
    Dec 12, 2021
    $cvx @ConvexFinance green in a sea of red, feel free to puke all your underperforming pottycoins 🚽 and join us, it’s easy, the water is warm and we lock and pay mucho yield @_dollabot @VotiumProtocol @0xAlunara @portiadog @crypto_condom @OnlyJousting @YettyWapp
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    StormlightTower
    @StormlightTower
    Oct 28, 2023
    The best NFT I bought during the bear is a @WenLlama
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    Irate🦙
    @IrateBlues
    Oct 28, 2023
    The best NFT I bought during the bear is a @WenLlama
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    StormlightTower
    @StormlightTower
    Feb 13, 2024
    Replying to @0xSisyphus
    @frok_ai
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    StormlightTower
    @StormlightTower
    Oct 31, 2021
    @VotiumProtocol bribes have doubled in two week intervals for 4 consecutive epochs. $spell and $fxs just posted their bribes and they are monsters. This growth is incredible and we haven’t even done the $rook buy yet. I don’t have enough $cvx @crypto_condom @ConvexFinance
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    StormlightTower
    @StormlightTower
    Jun 2, 2023
    @WenLlama SPECIAL ALERT, @fraxfinance chain mail grail llama, on the battlefield of DEFI, dominating the competition with $frxETH and $frax, surviving the winter, what a freakin looker @CryptoGrills @samkazemian @CryptoSnooper_ @SmallCapScience @crypto_condom @danblocmates
    A CHAINMAIL CLAD LLAMA DOMINATING A BATTLEFIELD
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    @StormlightTower
    Dec 7, 2021
    Just for fun, from 2 days ago, your friendly neighborhood condom: $spell $cvx @crypto_condom @danielesesta
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    CryptoCondom
    @crypto_condom
    Dec 5, 2021
    I'll buy as much $SPELL as you have, right now, at $.0086. Sell me all you want. Then go fuck off.
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    StormlightTower
    @StormlightTower
    Oct 22, 2021
    Happening now! A little Alfa for y’all courtesy of $cvx discord degens regarding the Messi Gambit for $rook @Keeper_DAO @ConvexFinance @CryptoMessiah community call is live!
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    StormlightTower
    @StormlightTower
    Nov 19, 2021
    5 days to swap for some $cvx , lock it on @ConvexFinance for 16 weeks, delegate to @VotiumProtocol , and collect some birbies, slurp some on this gift of a pull back and start rocking some incommmmmmmmm I’m incomingggggg ahhhhhhh (the apr shown is added cream on top of bribes)