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steven avocado
@StevenAvocado
memes, and political shit. gamer 🎮
Washington, DC
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    steven avocado
    @StevenAvocado
    Apr 27, 2021
    Breaking: Vaccinated people can bring out the pink Lamborghini just to race with Chyna
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    steven avocado
    @StevenAvocado
    Dec 29, 2020
    when you don’t let the pizza rolls cool off
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    steven avocado
    @StevenAvocado
    Jan 14, 2021
    I was today years old when I found out that Ross Lynch is Jane Lynch’s son
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    steven avocado
    @StevenAvocado
    May 31, 2020
    When the world needed her most, she vanished
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    steven avocado
    @StevenAvocado
    Feb 5, 2020
    Come on, don’t be shy, add some more.
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    Madonna
    @Madonna
    Feb 5, 2020
    Remembering when I actually Had free time to take a selfie............😂 #madamex
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    steven avocado
    @StevenAvocado
    Oct 26, 2021
    How you Dune?
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    steven avocado
    @StevenAvocado
    Mar 29, 2020
    It took 27 days for corona to lower everyone’s standards. 7s, our time is coming.
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    steven avocado
    @StevenAvocado
    Nov 4, 2025
    The doors are locked and ready
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    steven avocado
    @StevenAvocado
    Nov 3, 2025
    If Zohran wins I’m posting pole
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    steven avocado
    @StevenAvocado
    Jul 11, 2023
    Y’all would definitely be messaging this torso on Grindr don’t lie
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    steven avocado
    @StevenAvocado
    Oct 19, 2025
    Almost forgot to post🤯 Happy dad bod Sunday to all who celebrate!
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    steven avocado
    @StevenAvocado
    Nov 6, 2025
    I yank my shit crazy style
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    𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭 𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫
    @Matt_Pinner
    Nov 5, 2025
    You wake up to this What is the first thing you do
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    Earth Views
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    steven avocado
    @StevenAvocado
    Jan 3, 2020
    How I’m trying to be this year x.com/imsopoison/sta…
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    steven avocado
    @StevenAvocado
    Mar 1, 2024
    too stunned to speak
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    steven avocado
    @StevenAvocado
    Dec 7, 2021
    The woman was too stunned to speak