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stupid shit i said about sebastian that went viral
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bald seb stan’s lawyer
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bald seb stan’s lawyer
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unserious stuff about sebastian
28 she/her
Joined June 2021
- successfully hide a pregnancy for 9 months and TMZ leaks the birth certificate ,,,,, scum
- i cannot believe he was bald under that
- this is so refreshing to see… haven’t seen a cast like this during the press in a whilei have watched this for unhealthy amount of times x.com/nevernotcunty/…
- were they torturing him on that set or was he still having the apprentice flashbackssebastian is mentally not there
- they look like they are about to get murdered outside a theater and their son, traumatised by the event, will become batman
- Replying to @ruffalodotcomactually the whole thing is even worse bc 80% someone from the hospital leaked it 20% a relative/friend leaked it
- Mind you, Sebastian would have done the shortest in history because he would have passed out onstageAdrien Brody reportedly had the longest acceptance speech in #Oscars history, clocking in at 5 minutes and 40 seconds.
- if this happened to me the days before my period i would have cried in front of the papsi am in tears
00:00 - thinking about the people who only joined sebtwt recently and didn’t have the opportunity to live socialmedia!sebastian era and now have all these videos out of context (they were crazy with context too)
- and you see which diva is there all the time…MCU movies with a 90% score on Rotten Tomatoes: • ‘Captain America: The Winter Soldier’ • ‘Captain America: Civil War’ • ‘Thunderbolts*’
