My eldest: can I download Fortnite?
Me: No.
My eldest: All my friends have it & play & im the ONLY one who can’t play.
Me: let me play it and see.
*zach goes to bed*
I’m now 2 hours in, dressed as some kind of Raven, on my way to Tilted Towers with 3 people I don’t know 🤷♀️😂
Stacey Solomon
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Mumma to 5 amazing humans! JungleQueen XFactor TV Presenter & Singer! OFFICIAL LooseWomen😁 enquiries: [email protected]
- Words aren’t working for me right now so ditto @realjoeswash 😭💛
- I have a national diploma equivalent to 3 As at A-level & could have gone to university, if I could afford it. I’m an intelligent capable human. Your opinion demonstrates a lack of education & ability to see past stereotypical traits in a human that society deems unintelligent.
- Don’t worry babe I’ll act surprised 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 @realjoeswashJoe Swash reveals he's planning proposal to Stacey Solomon mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-…
- My kids are too cool to trick or treat with me & I value their want to be independent so I’m following them round hiding like a crazy woman🎃
00:00 - No matter how how intense these after birth pains are I’m smiling from ear to ear watching my family at @loosewomen celebrate my baby shower without me. Me and baby are so grateful to have you all in our lives we love you. I’m crying happy tears 💙
- Thank you to the lovely lady who gave me 20p to go to the toilet at Euston as I clutched on to myself, desperately trying to stop my birth battered bladder from leaking all over the floor whilst crying because the change machine had broken. Faith in humanity - restored 😇
- I’m not fuming. I’m not even fuming in inverted commas. Just to clarify. I love having an intelligent, valid, topical debate with Janet, with any of my colleagues in fact. Two women engaging in debate isn’t a cat fight, where we swipe “digs” at one another and end up “fuming” 👍🏼Stacey Solomon 'fuming' after Janet Street-Porter's homeschooling dig #LooseWomen mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/sta…
- Why the silence @celebsnow u created an entire cover based on the opinions of maybe 3 people & now there are almost a thousand people holding Now accountable as to why u feel u need to constantly tear people down in a bullying manor & it’s as u haven’t seen ur 900+ notifications.
- When joe left for Oz he left me in charge of Christmas decorations for our new home. BIG MISTAKE @realjoeswash 😂😂
- Firstly, EVERYONE in the final tonight was AMAZING & deserved that trophy. Secondly, Joe we‘re all so immensely proud of u. To anyone who voted, thank u from the bottom of our hearts. He put his heart & soul into DOI & has LOVED every minute. It meant the world to him. So thank u
- Trolls, I genuinely feel sorry for you. It must be rubbish to find joy in the attempt to bring somebody else down. I’m so glad there’s a Block/Mute button so you only get one go at it. 🤐
- Is it normal that I’m way more excited about pancake day than Valentine’s Day. I love my man so much but I’ve known pancakes longer 😏
- Happy birthday pickle 🤍 We can’t believe it’s been a while year. Thank you so much for all of the pickles birthday messages today 😭 they mean the world 🤍










