I found a manga about fighting games and I wasn't sure I was gonna like it until this guy basically said "Fuck netplay"
A Marth named Dashback
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A Marth named Dashback
@SsbmKalvar
ssbm player ranked 87th in the world - Marth - he/them - dm me for melee coaching - sponsored by @MeleeAtTheElm
- Melee netplay now has less lag than LAN ultimate
Quote/reply with the most random crossover- No tournament will ever have seeding as bad as the chunin exams You’re telling me Sakura vs Ino is in the same round as Rock Lee vs Garaa? Unacceptable
- At this point I think hbox is just seeing how much he can get away with Three major wins from now he’s gonna celebrate by firing a glock in the air six times, that’s when TOs will finally buckle down and give him a one month ban
- Worst feeling in the world: Thinking you hit the sickest clip of all time, checking the replay, and realizing it was mid :/
- Me: You wanna start battlefield Them: No Me: Okay you can ban first Them: I ban battlefield Me:
00:00 - It’s not “day drinking” it’s getting into the falco mindset
- Somebody will lose to a dude one day then hard 3-0 them a week later, commentators be like “Wow he must have really studied the matchup!” No bro I got 8 hours of sleep and ate a banana
- Hbox has lost 12 majors in a row with Dawson in attendanceHbox has lost 11 majors in a row with me in attendance.
- I went to losers round one and everyone knew you
- Me when I’m depressed and my life is in shambles: If Mango wins everything will be okay
