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Sri Rahayu Mohd Yusop
@SriYusop
Storyteller, inkslinger, candle-waster
Ampang City, Selangor
Joined February 2015
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    Sri Rahayu Mohd Yusop
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    Apr 20
    Soalan: Macamana Kak Sri bekerja, jadi isteri, ibu, anak perempuan sulung boleh tulis & tamatkan siri fantasi Kronikel empat buku? Lepas tu dengarnya, siri Lakarloka pun dah tamat. Apa strategi kak sri? Jawapan: Hanya dengan izin Allah. Juga ada strateginya- Nak tahu? Jom join!
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    Sri Rahayu Mohd Yusop
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    Oct 2, 2020
    Cikgu berdiri depan pagar check suhu sejak pukul 6.35 setiap pagi, pekerja kebersihan angkut air ke tingkat 2 untuk murid basuh tangan, ketua kelas jadi tukang order & delivery makanan dari kantin sejak sekolah buka. And just like that, 287 cases today. Letih.
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    Sri Rahayu Mohd Yusop
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    Jan 23, 2025
    Kereta merajuk is real. DO NOT let your car hear you talk about buying a new car, hear you puji another car, hear you THINKING about buying a new car. Most importantly, DO NOT say you want to sell it in its face. The reaction is immediate, as if the car has a human-like spirit.
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    Sri Rahayu Mohd Yusop
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    Feb 15, 2025
    SPM, STPM, Diploma, Degree are evidence that you did stick through a difficult process until the end.
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    Sri Rahayu Mohd Yusop
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    Apr 16, 2022
    Kesimpulan lagi: jangan couple with a difficult person. Penat. Sampai mati you will take the abuse.
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    Sri Rahayu Mohd Yusop
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    Feb 26, 2023
    Sometimes you reached that moment in your life where everything gets so muddled but you still have to work * run errands. This happens. Tq for being kind.
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    FÈRD 🇲🇾🇵🇸
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    Feb 25, 2023
    Akak fikir apa kakkkkk?
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    Sri Rahayu Mohd Yusop
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    Dec 12, 2022
    Nak minta apa2 dgn lelaki (suami/anak) mesti ringkas, straight to the point, no judgment. Contoh: Anas, tolong ibu basuh baju sekarang. Tq baby ✅️. Bukan: Kau ni Nas, cuti sekolah, tak buat apa2 tolong le basuh je ke apa ke. Baju tu dah bertimbun dah tu. Letihle ibu tengok.❌️
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    Sri Rahayu Mohd Yusop
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    Oct 16, 2018
    Setiap anak ada fungsi berbeza. Ada yg boleh telefon tiap2 hari tapi takde duit nak beri. Ada yg setahun sekali balik tapi boleh bawa melancong overseas. Ada yg bagi duit sikit tapi boleh repair paip lampu beli barang dapur. Tak boleh nak pukul rata semua anak.
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    Sri Rahayu Mohd Yusop
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    Aug 11, 2023
    This is so wholesome - promoting the village's beautiful scenery, light curse anjayy, the concerned makcik's voice, he's OK & the assalamualaikum at the end.
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    Andy
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    Aug 9, 2023
    For real accident paling slayyyy abad ini 💅🤣
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    Sri Rahayu Mohd Yusop
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    Apr 24, 2025
    Kau rumah banglo, satu anak satu bilik, satu komputer, wifi on 24 jam, rak buku satu dinding, toilet dlm bilik, tuisyen berpakej senanglah dapat 8A.
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    Sri Rahayu Mohd Yusop
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    Jan 28, 2022
    Semua naik harga. Tak payah makan. Boleh hidup dgn cahaya matahari & oksigen. I is rumput.
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    Sri Rahayu Mohd Yusop
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    Apr 20, 2025
    Me: abg belajarlah online banking, esok saya tak ada siapa nak buatkan utk abg? Jawapan yg dikehendaki: kita kan nak mati sama2 Jawapan yg dapat: nanti saya suruh anak2 buat
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    Sri Rahayu Mohd Yusop
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    Jun 30, 2025
    Everyone. Literally everyone. All who culturally eat with their fingers wash their hands EVERYTIME before they eat. And then after.
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    Mickculla.eth
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    Jun 30, 2025
    Replying to @RepBrandonGill
    I threw up in my mouth thinking of all the germs and bacteria this eating practice would cause. Think about it, who washes their hands before eating every single time?
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    Sri Rahayu Mohd Yusop
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    Feb 9, 2025
    A malay muslim lady needs 4 telekungs: 2 at home, 1 at the office surau, 1 in the car. It's not pembaziran bcus we use it 5 times a day 365 (later it not sooner 🫢).
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