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Bringing you threads, analysis and statistics on all things related to our beautiful club. Contributor to @LilywhiteLab.

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@SpursyStats
Dec 20, 2023
THE JANUARY TRANSFER WINDOW THREAD! Below you can find the links to the scout reports I've made on players I believe we should be targeting for the upcoming window. Not only that, every player we get linked to will be included here too. Enjoy!
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Sep 1, 2025
If you said 12m ago we'd have a front line of: Muani Tel Simons Kudus You'd probably be laughed at tbh. Insane business let's be real.
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@SpursyStats
Dec 31, 2023
The Lamela gene has finally been passed on to a worthy candidate.
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@SpursyStats
Feb 3, 2025
Lautaro Martinez - 70m-80m Paulo Dybala - 70m-80m Marc Guehi - 70m-80m This is a GIMMICK. We see this once every season. We should all know better.
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Aug 31, 2025
The apologies will be as loud as the disrespect superstar.
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@SpursyStats
Jan 8, 2025
Bergvall is the metronome, Sarr is the engine. Our number 8 spot is secured for years. Bring me a proper destructive number 6 and we are back.
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@SpursyStats
Sep 25, 2023
🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Yves Bissouma has decided to take legal action against Antonio Conte. His lawyers filed a lawsuit requesting compensation for professional and image damages as a result of keeping him out the squad for no good reason. #IStandWithBissouma
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@SpursyStats
Dec 8, 2024
I'm done with this bloke. I'm done. You've set AVB, Poch, Mourinho, Conte, Ange all up for failure. You are a DISGRACE. DISGRACE.
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@SpursyStats
Sep 23, 2023
Egal
@EGTVEgal
Sep 22, 2023
Am I tripping or is bissouma overrated?
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@SpursyStats
Sep 24, 2023
I don't really care if you disagree with me because the stats support me... Kulusevski is as undroppable as Son, Romero and Maddison. One of the most special players we have at the club.
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@SpursyStats
Dec 9, 2024
Make it official in January. Please.
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Jan 19, 2025
Ange gets sacked... Levy gets a new manager... We ride a wave for a season or so, sign the wrong players, get let down... Get a new manager... Repeat... Yet there are about 1000 fans who actually do something about it.
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@SpursyStats
Mar 10, 2024
Under the radar performance from him today because he didn't get a goal or assist. Without him, we wouldn't have had that scoreline.
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@SpursyStats
Jan 7, 2025
Muani's injury history. I'm afraid he's the ultimate litmus test on our propensity to injure players who never get injured.
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