"Portly" John Apparatus@SpunkityBallSep 6, 2025my dad hates the EAT sign my mom put up in the kitchen so he put up a SHIT sign in the bathroom26326311K11K295K295K4.1M4.1M
"Portly" John Apparatus@SpunkityBallOct 19, 2024met a young chap today in the corn pit4564567.3K7.3K146K146K3.6M3.6M
"Portly" John Apparatus@SpunkityBallApr 18, 2025he’s doing some astonishing aura farming on this cover"Portly" John Apparatus@SpunkityBallMay 28, 202320 likes and i will listen to israel kamakawiwo'ole’s entire discography1691694.7K4.7K130K130K2.6M2.6M
"Portly" John Apparatus@SpunkityBallFeb 13, 2025Jim Morrison's Diary@morrisonsdiaryFeb 13, 202564644.3K4.3K123K123K2.8M2.8M
"Portly" John Apparatus@SpunkityBallJun 20, 2025this poster makes me giggle1541542.3K2.3K101K101K2.2M2.2M
"Portly" John Apparatus@SpunkityBallJun 12, 2025my notifications are flooded with bisexual people who are all apparently too horny to notice i edited pina colada lyrics over the original text"Portly" John Apparatus@SpunkityBallJun 11, 20252862864.2K4.2K102K102K1.6M1.6M
"Portly" John Apparatus@SpunkityBallAug 24, 2025idk why people are acting like we don’t already have all the beatles movies55554.2K4.2K56K56K1.1M1.1M
"Portly" John Apparatus@SpunkityBallJun 23, 2025i hope there’s at least one trans guy out there whose transition goal is to look like walter from the big lebowski1781781.7K1.7K50K50K1.4M1.4M
"Portly" John Apparatus@SpunkityBallJul 29, 2025this was 2 years ago… fat chinese baby is a fat chinese toddler now.GIF15152.4K2.4K45K45K423K423K
"Portly" John Apparatus@SpunkityBallSep 7, 2025human beings should not capable of doing this2722721.6K1.6K39K39K2.3M2.3M
