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“Disappointed but not surprised” has been a whole mood all of 2018
Scott Porter
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Scott Porter
@Sportergolf
golf instructor | Nashville, TN 📍| most tweets are ab @LSU
- Pineapple DOES go on pizza....
- It's not a gun problem, it's a sin problem. Our world needs healing, and no gun law is gonna fix that.
- Paint me a Birmingham, make it look just the way I plan, a little house on the edge of town, porch going all the way around
- I cringe every time I see the caption "you make life worth living"..life is worth living with or without the boy/girl you dated for 3 months
- You’ll push her away cause that’s all you know how to do, and then she’ll start to leave and you won’t beg her not to go, ask me how I know..
- Frank Mf Wilson man. Just listened to the whole thing. Maybe we’re wrong. Maybe the big flashy names only take away from what makes LSU, LSU. Rooting for him. #LSU
- If you dip salsa in the cheese dip instead of cheese dip in the salsa I’m sorry but we can’t be friends
- So no one but Bama/UGA/ohio state and Michigan can expect a championship? It’s been 5 years. LSU (still) has the most championships of anyone not named Alabama this century. Really, really bad take. #LSUEveryone keeps saying Brian Kelly is out because he “didn’t meet the LSU standard.” But at what point do we admit that maybe the LSU standard itself has changed? How long can you be removed from a national championship before that stops being a realistic benchmark?
- Replying to @RivsHugheySo no one but Bama/UGA/ohio state and Michigan can expect a championship? It’s been 5 years. LSU (still) has the most championships of anyone not named Alabama this century. Really, really bad take.
- Some of y’all didn’t have to charge your phone downstairs on the counter growing up and it shows
- It’s 2038. You go visit your kid at UWG. He lives in what used to be the grove, which has changed its name for the 500th time. Sammy’s nephew, Sammy, has monopolized Maple Street. You see Roller Skate girl, now a professor, cruising through campus. UWG PD still breaks Speed LimitIt’s 2038. You go visit your kid at Georgia Southern who lives in EV. The owner of gnats now owns half the city. Dingus pitchers cost $20 during happy hour. Heavy metal guy still hasn’t graduated & you just got an eagle alert that there was an armed robbery at food world
- My uncle was an alcoholic for 25 years... he got clean 5 years ago and now runs a men’s rehab center and spends his off time feeding homeless people and spreading the love of Christ. Don’t ever write off someone like I did him because second chances are real and so very important
- Falling in love is fun but have you ever gone for a drive on the first day of fall blaring country music with your windows down
