We asked all of the interns what their goals for the summer were. Most of them said “to get an offer”. My intern said “to bench 315”. His future is so bright
Great White People Sayings:
- Get a load of this guy
- Hold your horses
- Your barking up the wrong tree
- Whatever floats your boat
- Kick rocks
- We needed this rain
- What an absolute unit
- Look who decided to show up
- This guy thinks he’s something, huh?
- Not to be that
Today, a girl stole my Sweetgreen order. She then DM'd me on LinkedIn to apologize, said she enjoyed my salad, and asked if she could make it up. I had to wait an extra 35 min for my lunch to be remade. You inconvenienced me beyond belief. No, I don’t want you to make it up to me
Quit your NYC job in finance. Move to Bali. Pay $400 a month for an Airbnb. Surf everyday. Bartend a few times a week. Live on the bare minimum. Don’t come back till your hair is down to your shoulders.
You can just do things.
My buddy was mad he didn’t get laid after dropping $200 on “drinks” last night. I asked where he went, said his local dive bar. He shows me the tab, 15 happy hour Bud Lights and 1 tequila soda with lime. Bro wasn’t unlucky. He was obliterated