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We asked all of the interns what their goals for the summer were. Most of them said “to get an offer”. My intern said “to bench 315”. His future is so bright
Spane, Your Average Cornell ’77 Enjoyer
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Spane, Your Average Cornell ’77 Enjoyer
@SperrysandNikes
NYC | 29 | New Englander | Oyster Enjoyer | Dead Head | Your Friendly Local Private Credit Associate | *Not Financial Advice
Upper East Side, NYC
Joined January 2012
- A bedroom for my recently orphaned nephew would go crazy herePhenomenal use of the space under the stairs 📹spacetidy x.com/DamnThatsInter…
- I’ve been saying this for YEARS. Make vintage with modern appliances. They will sell like hot cakesFord Bronco Vintage Edition
00:00 - Imagine drunk driving this
- Great White People Sayings: - Get a load of this guy - Hold your horses - Your barking up the wrong tree - Whatever floats your boat - Kick rocks - We needed this rain - What an absolute unit - Look who decided to show up - This guy thinks he’s something, huh? - Not to be that
- I hate this building so much.
- When she tells me to turn off my Hudl highlights from HS
- Being a hot chick must be sick. All you really have to do is avoid dying and the world is pretty yoursReplying to @JoeKinseyexpAnyone know which sorority this is? I want to give them the proper credit they deserve. x.com/copiumx/status…
- Today, a girl stole my Sweetgreen order. She then DM'd me on LinkedIn to apologize, said she enjoyed my salad, and asked if she could make it up. I had to wait an extra 35 min for my lunch to be remade. You inconvenienced me beyond belief. No, I don’t want you to make it up to me
- Quit your NYC job in finance. Move to Bali. Pay $400 a month for an Airbnb. Surf everyday. Bartend a few times a week. Live on the bare minimum. Don’t come back till your hair is down to your shoulders. You can just do things.
- Can confirm. We’re in peak autumnal foliage.
THE ENTIRETY OF CENTRAL PARK IS NOW SCIENTIFICALLY AT PEAK AUTUMNAL FOLIAGE THIS IS NOT A DRILL centralparknyc.org/peak-fall-foli… - He got the return offer btw
Since it’s almost the end of the year, what was your biggest tweet? - My buddy was mad he didn’t get laid after dropping $200 on “drinks” last night. I asked where he went, said his local dive bar. He shows me the tab, 15 happy hour Bud Lights and 1 tequila soda with lime. Bro wasn’t unlucky. He was obliterated
- The NYC Subway has gotten so dangerous that people are going to work in chainmailChainmail tucked in the trousers. Could be the move
