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On this day in 44 BC, Julius Caesar looked around and said, "Kind of a weird vibe in here."- Macbeth: No man of woman born may kill me! Macduff, who was from his mother's womb untimely ripped:
- Netflix - $13 Disney+ - $7 Hulu - $9 Prime - $9 Showtime - $11 Paying off the phantom who haunts the opera house so he won't terrorize our staff and patrons - 20,000 francs STARZ - $9 Cutting the cord was supposed to save us how much??
- Last Christmas, I gave you my heart But the very next day You stuffed it underneath the floorboards with the rest of my corpse until the sound of my heartbeat intensified your descent into madness
- RENTING AN APARTMENT • expensive LIVING IN THE BASEMENT OF THE PARIS OPERA HOUSE, TERRORIZING THE PATRONS, & REGULARLY EXTORTING MONEY FROM MANAGEMENT • dramatic • makes good financial sense • you get to wear a mask and a billowing cloak
- social distancing, day 1: I'm going to take this time to relax, self-reflect, maybe do some journaling social distancing, day 37: there's a woman in the wallpaper and I need to get her out
- WASHING YOUR HANDS & STAYING HOME - recommended! IGNORING THE PLIGHT OF THE COMMON FOLK BY THROWING A PARTY WITH YOUR RICH FRIENDS IN THE CASTELLATED ABBEY WHILE A MASKED STRANGER MOVES OMINOUSLY FROM ROOM TO ROOM - not recommended - sure hope that guy doesn't symbolize anything
- Shakespeare writing a play in which someone dies an easily preventable death due to a minor misunderstanding
- you want me to make friends? the thing that killed julius caesar?
- Asking someone out on a date - Nerve-wracking Disappearing for 5 years and acquiring a large fortune through unscrupulous means, then buying the mansion across the bay from the girl you love - Mysterious - Very cool - Involves jazz
