The wife goes, “what if I had a special day where I got to keep the thermostat at 78 degrees.” I’m living with an iguana
Hannah
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Hannah
@Spanish_Techno
Like Anne Hathaway if she was impulsive, gay, and not an award-winning actress
Austin, Texas
Joined March 2011
- One time I was listening in on a groyper space, and a black guy was like, “I wish I was white.” And they go, “you shouldn’t say that about yourself, brother.” I didn’t know what to think
- Replying to @Spanish_TechnoAnd like, I’m not saying these are kind people, but it made me reflect on biases I have towards people who aren’t like me and don’t believe what I do. This is not a bit, I’m very serious about this.
- How come men don’t like celebrating birthdays? Is it because they’re afraid their feelings will be hurt if they have expectations and people don’t meet them, or are birthdays actually just bothersome
- I don’t know who this is, but I instinctively do not trust this mannot arguing with a guy that has big brown eyes. whatever you say beautiful
- Earlier my friend pointed at a guy and was like, “he’s hot.” So I said, “I’m gonna tell him that.” And she was like, “omg, no.” But I did anyway, and they flirted all night and then went home together. So this is why I hate gen z, and why people should let me fix everything
- Replying to @Spanish_TechnoWe live in Austin, Texas, it must be 72 degrees in here at all times
- Replying to @Spanish_TechnoHere’s a special Iceland elopement picture since you’ve all kept the slurs to a minimum
- Something about young people is that they’ve brought chastity back. I honestly hate you all, and I think the reason you’re weird about sex is because you can’t put yourselves in a position where you lack experience or control for one second. You are all the reason why I have to
- You guys are experiencing psychosis while I’m getting very fucking sexual with a dehydrated lime
- Replying to @DrWallkickThat’s what I gathered! They said some of the worst shit that’s ever been said to me in my life when I got speaker once, but if you’re in the group, you’re in
- Replying to @EnthropeanShe likes to put her cold, dead feet on my leg and steal my life force
- Replying to @arzefinnI KKOW. I was like, “are these really just human beings”
- Replying to @Spanish_TechnoA perfect birthday is going to dinner and drinks with six people max btw
