FUCK OFF SUN!! GO AWAY, YOU GIANT NUCLEAR BASTARD!
ZF SovietWomble
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ZF SovietWomble
@SovietWomble
Fairly inactive here. Twitter is something of a hell site. Best avoided.
Joined November 2012
- It is currently December the 25th therefore I wish you an okayish, moderately acceptable day (that's the best you're gonna get from me, fuck off)
- The render time for the latest bullshittery. I may have overedited just a teensy-weensy bit...
- Hey folks. Sorry, I've been away from Twitter for a couple of months. It's a bit of an angry hell-site. Hope you're all having a nice weekend! Having a lazy Sunday here, with a fat Frenchie who demands attention.
- Happy New Year, you pack of shits!
- Dear "grace" who signed up to Netflix using my email. You know I can just take the account and change the password, right? Also using you own phone number in the registration was a bad plan. I hope you like texts from sex hotlines. I've been trolling much longer than you have.
- Lulu is SO done with the rain. She got drenched and was grumpy the entire walk. Now she's dug a pillow cave behind the stacked cushions. And is snorting at me for exposing her to that bullshit.
- Lulu getting her Christmas present, specially baked by my mum. Merry Christmas folks.
- Today is Lulu's 3rd birthday. Where once was a yappy and unsure thing, there is now a cheese-loving cuddlebug who means the world to me. She got lots of affection today. And soon she'll get some tuna - her all time favourite food.
- Lulu is back from the vets having just been spayed. The surgery went smoothly and she's recovering from the sedative. She's VERY stoned. Just staring off into empty space. High as a fucking kite, folks.
