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Sovereign Syre
@SovereignSyre
Writer, Comedian (Netflix, HBO Max) - Co-Host of @illreputepod Podcast - Starred in some controversial films. “You need to date more Jews.” -Marc Maron
Born July 4
Joined February 2009
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    This girl on tiktok was trying to explain Black Lives Matter to her Russian father and he said “no lives matter!”
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    A girl is missing and her mother needs our help. Please RT.
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    Porn isn’t real. Most of the guys in straight porn are on the DL. Most of the guys in gay porn are secretly married with kids. Most of the teens are already MILFs and most if the MILFs are childless twenty-somethings and most of the orgasms are fake even the cream pies. Sorry.
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    No one talking about pedophiles knows what they’re talking about or cares about kids. They’re all jacking off to Q Anon fantasies about child r*pe, while their local CPS stays underfunded and they continue to make excuses for the creepy uncle at family gatherings.
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    If you want to hear from a guy you haven’t talked to in three years just post a picture of yourself looking happy.
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    I want Carrie Fisher back.
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    Replying to @MattWalshBlog
    Nearly all rape prevention is already aimed at women changing their behavior. Why can't we ask men to change theirs?
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    I was a pornstar for ten years in an industry where the average career is 18 months and I have a body like an unmade bed and the face of a muppet so this is definitely not porns fault.
    “sydney sweeney is mid due to unflattering photo” discourse gives you an exemplary look into the porn addled brain of the average adult male i can’t blame them tho if i was a man whose sexual experience was largely limited to my hand and my iPhone screen I guess I’d have no
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    Involuntarily celibate implies that all these men want is sex. There are apps for that if you're broke, and providers for that if you aren't. What they really want is to be loved by women, and that takes work they think is beneath them, because they think women are beneath them.
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    She wrote 25 self-help books, ran an online beauty products company and had two business degrees. But since she posed nude in 1992, let's exploit her tragic death for clicks, while reducing her to a 25 year old photo spread.
    Former Playboy model dead after jumping from Gotham Hotel bit.ly/2ISKhRM
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    Replying to @pattonoswalt and @TheDoeNetwork
    I was watching a q&a with two drag queens and someone cheekily asked them who their favorite serial killer was. One of them answered “I’ve been watching I’ll Be Gone in the Dark and I’m not here for that attitude anymore.” Michelle’s ability to humanize victims is her legacy.
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    A Pornstar is someone that has a legal a job that pays taxes and should have equal access to democracy but gets stigmatized by the same population that uses our services. Please delete this and reword it. You're shitting on a lot of good people. Happy to have dinner and discuss.
    There is an entire generation of children who’s first memory of their President is a man who supports child molestors, wife beaters, Russian hacking, and porn stars. It is our responsibility to make that a memory and not a consistency. We all have a moral obligation. Keep going.
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    If you don't eat Nutella out the jar with a spoon, I admire your self-control but also you're probably no fun to fuck.
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    Living with ideation be like:
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