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I would like to apologise to Lewis.
Good luck in court.
South Stand Pies
920 posts
South Stand Pies
@SouthStandPies
Alan Nixon’s head
Joined September 2025
- Yesterday I had 4 followers. Today 4000, a solicitors number and a potential sponsorship deal with Fray Bentos. Thank you Alan Regards Pie
- I had 3 followers before you retweeted me. And one of them was an oven.
- Alan Nixon has begun deleting his tweets after an actual solicitor pointed out how they could be deemed. He started threatening legal action, calling a pie Lewis and now deleting posts because he could be faced with action. Looks like he’s got pie on his face.
- A new recipe for Leak and potato Pies are in the making. The leaks are being supplied by Alan Nixon. They’re not very good.
- Alan Nixon, November 4 2025: • Threatened non-existent legal action • Asked for details 100 times • Sent threatening messages • Told lies about this account • Fake profile appears • Had a word in his ear by someone he sometimes works for He eventually blocked 🤣
- It hasn’t been deleted, so your accusation is false. Please DM your details.
- Alan Nixon has finally given up the ghost. Maybe he’s been given a call to get some more dud information. And yes Alan, please reveal the our non-existent DM’s for everyone to see! Regards Pie who cooked you
- If you tell me what the ‘other ways’ are, I’ll genuinely send you my details. Regards Pie
- If you re wondering why Alan Nixon’s tweets are now protected. I am of UNDERSTANDING that he had a serious word in his ear about one particular tweet. I’ve not seen the original tweet, but what I’ve seen is not good. Looks like he’s been baked.
- I am told journalist supremo and information receiver Alan Nixon is trying to get more information on this account from X. Unfortunately he has had no reply, as he emailed emailed Donald Tusk instead of Elon Musk. More as we get it.
- This pie is not called Lewis I see you’re now deleting your posts. Regards Not Lewis
- If this bloke had a pound for everytime he embarrasses himself on here, he’d have more money than he makes on Patreon.
