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Soot Jack
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- When Wilbur from Lovejoy sang "time and time, I play the empath" I felt that (I am also an empath)
- Replying to @lovejoy and @LVJYonlineDon't care didn't ask + I shitd my pants + ratio
- Squatting in Rhianna and Niki's new flat and they're not here, about to take a shit on the floor 😎🤙
- Days since Minecraft Twitter made someone apologise despite them doing absolutely nothing wrong: ✨✨✨ ✨ 0 ✨ ✨✨✨
- Ok I'm now accepting girlfriend applications here are my requirements: • Brown hair • Work as a receptionist • Be engaged to another man • Have a last name that rhymes with Shmeesly
- Wilbur Soot has the coronavirus.
- Didn't have my ID at Sainsbury's and they didn't let me buy a pack of cider. I'm literally 25... crying and shaking rn
- Time is a flat circle
I AM AVERAGE HEIGHT THE GROUND WAS JUST LOWER MY SIDE! - Hate it when I run out of batteries 🙄 I had to take some out of my Wii remote just to power my vibrator
- This concludes @WilburSoot tweeting from my account he's finally paid me back for all the tweets he stole from me before
