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I like pounded yam.
Hephaestus
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- No, her name is JefferyTemi Otedola.
- Tinubu dey fuck around, na me dey find out
- I saved one chunky piece of meat for when I finally finish my amala. It was amala 😭🧎🏾♀️
- Someone aborted mission on toasting me at Ebeano today after walking me to my car. He said I’m his oga and he shouldn’t have tried it. I don’t know how to feel 🥹😂
- Uber from island to mainland can be 3k but the driver will be 30 minutes away. Bolt for the same distance will now be 13500 but the driver will be inside your house, warming soup for the journey.
- “Hey Siri, Facetime Chisom” Siri will leave the Chisom I talk to everyday and be calling my JSS 2 bunkmate. The I in her own AI is for isonu.
- If I hack discipline, I’ll be unstoppable.
- You know what I realized? Porridge is just jollof yam.
- I don’t want to be resilient. Like, I just want to live. Bruh.
- I’m in my apartment yuno. Lmao like my own space. Pretty fucking empty rn, but I’m soooooo so gassed.
- Replying to @ajayibukolab and @angelo_unitedYou’re a woman and you should know better.
- Ridiculous that a rant video from Yemi Alade has more lyrics than her songs.
