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Snarkisian

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Snarkisian

@Snarkisian

University of Texas 🤘🏽 Snark After Dark 🤘🏽 Follow for Texas loving and Aggie hating content

Austin, TX

Joined September 2022

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Snarkisian
@Snarkisian
Jun 14, 2025
Hope you enjoy this song "#1 in June" as much as I did writing it. Feel free to use the audio to recreate or just jam down the street 'cause it goes hard!🤘🏼#HookEm #WCWS @NCAASoftball @teagan_kavan @atwood_reese @leighannn_11 @kaydee_bennett @_delconte
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Snarkisian
@Snarkisian
Dec 1, 2024
My favorite painting. 🤘🏼
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Snarkisian
@Snarkisian
Dec 8, 2024
Just curious. Why was this INT called back when we never jumped offsides and was never in the neutral zone before this snap?
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Snarkisian
@Snarkisian
Jan 2, 2025
Look at this ALL in a 30 second span. A targeting was not called on hitting defenseless Bond forcibly in head (can't gripe about Taaffe non-call), Skattebo elbow for Offensive PI but PI called on Texas, then uncatchable ball got PI. All kept ASU in game. WHO gets the calls again?
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Snarkisian
@Snarkisian
Jan 2, 2025
If Taaffe's helmet to helmet fit the definition, then I guess we have to question why ASU was getting away with non-calls all night. Texas isn't the darling, that's why. But that doesn't fit the "Hate Texas" narrative...
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Snarkisian
@Snarkisian
Jan 2, 2025
I'm trying to learn why this isn't a penalty. Are you allowed to keep pulling WRs back? If refs can't see a 10-yard tug right in front of them then what are they looking at? Do the white gloves make the shirt look like it's floating on its own? Help me, ball knowers.
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Snarkisian
@Snarkisian
Jan 1, 2025
Trying to learn why this wasn't an Offensive Pass Interference when Skattebo shot his elbow back into Taaffe's chest to create separation. INSTEAD, it was called on Texas. 🤯 Looks like the powers that be were tired of blowouts... #RefCalls
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Snarkisian
@Snarkisian
Dec 1, 2024
Could that have been scripted any better? A&M leaves Big 12 to get out of Texas' shadow, spends 13 years never getting to an SEC Chip, & then Big Brother joins & stomps them year 1 which directly leads to Texas being in SEC Chip while eliminating A&M from playoff contention.😂
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Snarkisian
@Snarkisian
Dec 23, 2024
This is a wild stat. Texas is the only SEC team with a CFP win in 2 years. 🤘🏼
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Snarkisian
@Snarkisian
Oct 5, 2024
A&M’s Little Brother Complex fascinates me. In the span of less than 2 real minutes, they sing over & over about sawing Texas’ horns off, cadets give Horns Down, regular fans give Horns Down, then sing a song called ‘Mo Bamba’ to get hype - a song named after a Texas Longhorn.
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Snarkisian
@Snarkisian
Jan 4, 2025
A year already? Miss this dude. What a role model. 🤘🏼
Jordan Whittington
@J_Whitt3
Jan 4, 2024
Dear Texas. Thank you.
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Snarkisian
@Snarkisian
Apr 5, 2025
A&M just got run-ruled AND no-hit to fall to 14-15. They went from #1 and Earley favorites, to ending games Earley. This is all because they still have Yell Leaders and chant things like Ball 5 at opposing pitchers. They create their own karma year after year.
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Snarkisian
@Snarkisian
Jan 1, 2025
I'm trying to learn why this isn't a penalty. I thought in college you weren't allowed to Pull or Assist the person with the ball. They mentioned that in the Clemson game. How can #77 body slam Skattebo across the goal line? #RefCalls
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Snarkisian
@Snarkisian
Jan 1, 2025
Trying to learn why this isn't a penalty. You can grab the WR's shoulder in the end zone and prevent him from hooking to catch the ball?
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