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management just sent out an email banning all board games during breaks and i'm like what is this, yahtzee germany?
Geppetto San Martín 🚬🌭𓅸
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Geppetto San Martín 🚬🌭𓅸
@SmalltimeJones
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Lincoln, NE
Joined May 2018
- the pizza place i ordered from had smiley potatoes as an optional topping and hell yeah i got em. my wife didn't enjoy the whimsy as much as i did, but they're growing on her
- accidentally discovered edible dirt etsy and what the fuck is happening
- my librarian friend just sent me this. love the classics
- dolly parton's 9 to 5 is a great song about the frustrations of the working class and the realities of corporatist/capitalist labor conditions, but the thing i took away from it is that apparently people didn't used to have to be at work until 9 and i want that too
- there's a zoo in belgium that puts otters in the orangutan enclosure for engagement and fun for both species. this has resulted in a glut of videos of otters stealing blankets from orangutans, which i've spent this morning watching at work.
00:00 - kyle rittenhouse is trending because he drowned after getting his balls stuck in a jacuzzi jet. dude just filled up with water, balls first, craziest fuckin thing man
- Replying to @TyphinaRexi usually pop in these stores just to do a lil farting
- gonna extract some dna and make myself an oops all lincolns jurassic park
- wife had a hard day so i got her a dr pepper, frozen cheese sticks and a bag of fritos and drew a happy lil heart real quick. she was very happy but told me in the kindest way possible that the heart i drew looks like something you'd find at a crime scene
- one of my favorite little bits of lore is that 8 years ago darigold confirmed that yes, milkwalker was in fact a real design used on their cartons, but also they have no record of who created milkwalker. milkwalker simply is and always has been.
Replying to @struttingWe appreciate the enthusiasm of the fans! Milkwalker was used in a safety campaign on Darigold milk cartons. Designer is unknown. - it's crazy that for just $1,800 i could buy this 200,000(!!!!) lumen stadium light and install it above my garage door with a motion sensor and blind everyone in a 3 block radius whenever a squirrel frolics by
