i need to very badly read this entire essay
Teaching my first English course this semester has been rewarding but I don’t know what to do with this student
Trey Smith
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Trey Smith
@SlimiHendrix
previously: @vice, mostly @noiseymusic. @tombrodude forever. @Kushkobainredux forever. #MindYourBusiness2026
Brooklyn
Joined February 2009
- it will never not shake me that harry potter could’ve been the messi of quidditch but decided to be a cop instead
- water is like the oldest beverage ever and somehow has no nickname. no one is ever like "sure could go for a cup of that clear" or whatever. huge oversight imo
- Barack really thinks he's allowed to stop being president son is wildin you better show up to work on monday my guy
- it’s wild how the older i get the more sense this scene makesIt's been 27 years since the chocolate pudding incident.
- today i learned that baby carrots are just shaved down regular carrots and not, like, a different species of carrot and honestly what the fuck
- baby on it’s way to bring reinforcements to helm’s deepher child in the back going to war & she talking about eyesight????
00:00 - this is the entire history of the spread of christianity in one tweet incredibleBitch u better praise god or ima shoot and das on god
- if you didn’t grow up with the Guilt instilled in you don’t talk to meJD Vance is a perfect example of why you can’t trust Catholic converts
- i really can't believe people pay me actual united states currency to do this shit lmaoVICE's @SlimiHendrix shows you how to turn king crab legs into a DIY one-hitter. 🦀💨 Watch the full video here: bit.ly/2yarLxO
00:00 - there was a guy who was way too drunk at a bar i stopped by so i tried to help him get an uber instead of an ambulance cause fees and all but when i used his phone to get an uber i saw he was listening to ben shapiro’s podcast so i let people call the ambulance for him instead
