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Maybe your baby is crying because it wants a cigarette.
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@SkinMuffins
|| Itβs not that serious.|| Donβt get comfy here.|| No DMs.||
- If I was named Jeff Iβd constantly be saying things like βjeffinatelyβ and βI jeffed upβ
- I think instead of kissing at midnight Iβm just going to go outside and scream.
- You can like it I wonβt tell anyone.
- That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea.
- Since itβs the first one of the yearβ¦
- Why canβt we just spell it brockly.
- βWhat do your tattoos mean?β That I cannot be trusted with $700, Susan. Thatβs what they mean.
- I just found out that a group of zebras is called a dazzle and I had to tell you.
- She still doesnβt have a name because nothing sounds right.
- The worst part about doing laundry is having to eat the lint from the dryer trap.
- Not my dumpster, not my fire.
- I wonder if this is all happening because I opened that umbrella inside.
