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ππππ πΌππππππ@SkinMuffinsDec 31, 2024I think instead of kissing at midnight Iβm just going to go outside and scream.16616613K13K80K80K2.1M2.1M
ππππ πΌππππππ@SkinMuffinsJun 17, 2025You can like it I wonβt tell anyone.69869819119118K18K426K426K
ππππ πΌππππππ@SkinMuffinsFeb 4, 2025That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea.69692.1K2.1K10K10K3.2M3.2M
ππππ πΌππππππ@SkinMuffinsJan 7, 2025Since itβs the first one of the yearβ¦21421466665.4K5.4K150K150K
ππππ πΌππππππ@SkinMuffinsFeb 16, 2025Why canβt we just spell it brockly.1151157367365.8K5.8K214K214K
ππππ πΌππππππ@SkinMuffinsFeb 7, 2025βWhat do your tattoos mean?β That I cannot be trusted with $700, Susan. Thatβs what they mean.65655875874.9K4.9K166K166K
ππππ πΌππππππ@SkinMuffinsFeb 23, 2025I just found out that a group of zebras is called a dazzle and I had to tell you.1131137367364.9K4.9K119K119K
ππππ πΌππππππ@SkinMuffinsFeb 6, 2025She still doesnβt have a name because nothing sounds right.2.4K2.4K1061063.6K3.6K201K201K
ππππ πΌππππππ@SkinMuffinsFeb 6, 2025The worst part about doing laundry is having to eat the lint from the dryer trap.43433703703.7K3.7K105K105K
ππππ πΌππππππ@SkinMuffinsMar 7, 2025Not my dumpster, not my fire.15157687683.5K3.5K218K218K
ππππ πΌππππππ@SkinMuffinsJan 13, 2025I wonder if this is all happening because I opened that umbrella inside.36365795793.4K3.4K85K85K