Imagine letting a lad with that skull shape and jawline convince you that he is superior to you in any way.
Sir Stevo Timothy
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Sir Stevo Timothy
@SirStevoTimothy
π€ Comedian. The infamous Farmer Michael -- Enquiries: [email protected]
For a Farmer Michael shoutout click the link below π½
- Without a doubt the greatest thing I've seen this year! πππ Created by @RadioBren
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- Imagine, during the troubles, the British decided to deprive the entire population of Ireland of electricity, water, fuel and shut down the island because of the actions of the IRA. This is basically what is happening.Israel Defense Minister Yoav Gallant: "I have ordered a complete siege on the Gaza Strip. There will be no electricity, no food, no fuel, everything is closed. We are fighting human animals and we will act accordingly."
- Husband: My wife is missing. She went out yesterday and has not come home... Sergeant at Garda Station: What is her height? Husband: Ara jaysus, I'm not sure. About 5 or 6 feet. Sergeant: Weight? Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat. Middling. Sergeant: Colour of
- Lads Seamus Coleman just contacted me and told me he has donated the rest of the money to bring me up to the 60 grand!! Ah lads the man is an absolute gentleman. Up the feckin Toffees!!!!!
- The greatest trick the political class pulled was to make immigration a huge issue. Poor people shouting at other poor people whilst those at the top shit themselves laughing.
- The Beast from the East is Coming!!! 'We're all going to die Kathleen' #TheBeastFromTheEast #BeastFromTheEast #StormEmma #snow
00:00 - I did it. I feckin did it!!!!!!!!!!
- When an Irish lad goes to London for the first time! @LadySineadNora
00:00 - The funniest thing I've ever seen in my life! Carpark confessions up in Dublin ππ it's like something straight out of Father Ted!! Thanks to @RisquePat
