Silindile
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- I’ve been in Mainland China social distancing for 58 days now. I’ve seen what has been helpful for us this side, I thought I’d try share what might help (most) individual citizens manage this period. Taking care of yourself takes care of everyone around you. (Thread)
- Silindile Pearl Mhlongo (LLB, UCT) An admitted attorney of the High Courts of South Africa⚖️
- My next boyfriend is going to get such a healthy version of me. A happy, anchored, aligned and enlightened version of me. I’m so happy for him wow.
- My childhood mate & my childhood TV host decided to make things official. Khethile khethile.💍
- When does a woman's internal built in panic button go off? A thread.
- Earlier this week I ended my relationship with the passenger side.👌🏾
- Lecturer: this is not the kind of course you can cram overnight and pass. Me, night before an exam:
- You literally cannot wake up and make your own laws. I hope this queen has a good weekend.☺️💕
- My boyfriend: *takes me to a fancy restaurant with 8 courses and wine pairings. My bf: slow down with the wine babe? It’s a different glass each time. Me: guzzles down different types of alcohol like I don’t know I’m a weakling. Me the next day:
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when ur girl doesn’t know how to handle her liquor & u know it’s gonna be a long night😂 - Ngiyaziqhenya shem.✨ Nisebenzile!👏🏾 Your chartered accountants, mzansi.
- Happy Sunday to all my black women out there.✨ Remember to call shit out on sight.😘
