That awkward moment when your sexy as hell penis doctor (who is a woman) sees you pull your big Johnson out and says to herself βdamn, Iβm gonna lose my license todayβ, implying that she wants to have sex with you.
I keep seeing discarded vape thingies on the ground and I mistake them for old flip phones. I picked one up to try and make a call but the only number I could dial was 420. And a guy named Nick O. Tein, LOL JK.
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