Just a reminder that the Transfer Window closes at 11pm tonight for all clubs, apart from Liverpool who will get as long as it takes to finish what they’re working on
Simon Gallagher
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Simon Gallagher
@SiGallagher
“Hysterical” @comicbook Executive Editor. Made without AI.
As everyone knows, I’m an extraordinarily brilliant person.
Tyne & Wear
Joined October 2009
- I love Dan Burn. I also love my mam. But neither of them should start over Tino Livramento for NUFC.
- Reaction to Erik Ten Hag spending £229m to reinvent Man Utd: wow amazing tactics, he’s a genius Reaction To Eddie Howe spending £123m at NUFC: well, it’s just all about the money isn’t it, of course they’re playing better
- Replying to @OpenAIPublic benefit, designed to collapse the work economy, copyright laws, and full economy with absolutely no plans to mitigate. Great benefits guys
- Replying to @StoolSoccer and @StoolFootballYou missed the rest of B. B. Become a technically better player, play in the Champions League (and potentially do pretty well), perhaps become a better England player as a result. Go back to Spurs at 35 & win the 1 FA Cup they’ll potentially win in the same period either way.
- Man City score and the crowd goes mild
- Replying to @OpenAIFucking solve world hunger and the employment crisis you’re currently marching us all towards. None of this was an urgent priority problem for anyone but untalented people and corporations who hate paying people. I hope you get sued into oblivion. Twice.
- Replying to @heavyspoilersI’ve just seen it and spent 90% of the movie trying to work out if this was the first time we’ve seen anyone in the MCU on the shitter
- Glad to see Leeds United championing the forgotten victims of heart burn in their new badge.
- Congratulations to all of the walloping idiots who have watched parts of Rowan Atkinson’s eloquent speech and missed the fact that he literally outright distinguishes the difference between freedom to insult and freedom to use language to incite violence. It’s in the video. 🫠
- Replying to @franceintheusShould that not be “embassy of Frenchness in States experiencing Unitedness”?
- Toy Story 3 is on soon. I won't cry. I won't cry. I am a strong, emotionally balanced, independent, well-adjusted person.
- Replying to @hexaglab2Stop recording the screen. You can survive 3 hours without your phone ffs
- Replying to @Jessica_work43Hello weird bot engagement farmer from Russia: that’s not a cleaner, he’s a road worker. Also I thought he (and you) was a farmer. Or a farm hand. Does your cleaner mother still hate your art even after you grift for attention using “her”?